Today? August 19th?
Holy Cow, Bitches, this is the one day a year I take off and honor others rather than praise Sarah Palin…
So here we go…
Here’s to Bill Clinton who turns 64 today. My fave Prez of my lifetime. Bill RAWKED, and that’s all I have to say about that.
I wrote about this chick the other day, who out of the blue, contacted me. I was her friend, but she was personally “contracted” with another guy.
I never cared about that, I thought we were still friends after 30 years. Yeah, well, I guess we weren’t friends while she was attached which is sad, but...c'mon how's about some illict sex for godssakes!!
Nonetheless, I still dig her and wish her all the best. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Sherri…
Sherri and I have had sex in so many public places it’s incredible. Keep in mind, that was 25-30 years ago, so don’t think we’re still like that. But hell, bathrooms, tick infested beaches, sidewalks...we did it all.
Hell, anymore I never see her or hear from her unless she needs advice…Anyway, Happy Birthday Sherri!!
I still dig her…somewhat.
And now…the last Birthday.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Or more commonly known as, David, Schmoop’s brother.
David is a nut…No, literally…He’s fucking bat-shit crazy.
In fact, he’s like a woman.
His mood can change by the minute, but he has helped me and Schmoop out for years and still does, so how can I hate him?
In fact, I love the guy.
Anyway…Here’s to Bill Clinton and Sherri, but most of all, here’s to David.
In fact, I may hose Schmoop tonight and call her Sherri just to celebrate. On the other hand…
Schmoop may don a strap on, fuck me, and call me David. I know, that's icky, but.…
While they may be brother and sister, Schmoop and David are very close.