I have much to do on my day off so I shall be brief…and yes, I can hear you applauding; so suck it, Bitches.
Anyhoo…
Today’s entry includes three emotions…
Sadness, Happiness, and Downright Arousal.
The sadness…
On Tuesday, Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan was killed when he accidentally drove his car over a California cliff.
It seems that he was driving while texting a message about his border collie who was in the car with him, when he and his car plunged to their earthly demise.
The dog survived. This tragic event proves two things.
One…It is not safe to text while driving, and number two…
Even if a bitch is some man’s best friend, in the end, she walks away and the man ends up with nothing but pain.
Heidi Montag is said to be in mourning, but it’s reported that her tits have remained quite perky throughout the entire ordeal.
Happiness…
My son Ryno begins his sophomore year of High School today.
Anyhoo…
Today’s entry includes three emotions…
Sadness, Happiness, and Downright Arousal.
The sadness…
On Tuesday, Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan was killed when he accidentally drove his car over a California cliff.It seems that he was driving while texting a message about his border collie who was in the car with him, when he and his car plunged to their earthly demise.
The dog survived. This tragic event proves two things.
One…It is not safe to text while driving, and number two…
Even if a bitch is some man’s best friend, in the end, she walks away and the man ends up with nothing but pain.
Heidi Montag is said to be in mourning, but it’s reported that her tits have remained quite perky throughout the entire ordeal.
Happiness…
My son Ryno begins his sophomore year of High School today. His Mom and I hope that this is the year he finally gets his academic affairs in order.
He loves school but more as a way to exhibit his basketball prowess and enjoy the social aspects.
He loves school but more as a way to exhibit his basketball prowess and enjoy the social aspects.
I hope he becomes more well-rounded this year and adds studying to his priorities.
But…he is quite the independent young and going to school makes him happy so, my friends, that makes me happy.
Downright Arousal…
Jay-Man and I are going to be doing our second test show on Blog Talk Radio today at 11:30 A.M. I’m getting asscited about the show, but here’s what really arouses me…
I’ll be talking with Jay live for anywhere from a half an hour to an hour. If you’ve never experienced it, talking with Jay is HOT.
And that’s all I have for today, you chuckleheads.
Enjoy your Hump Day, and as always…
Cheers!!
But…he is quite the independent young and going to school makes him happy so, my friends, that makes me happy.
Downright Arousal…
Jay-Man and I are going to be doing our second test show on Blog Talk Radio today at 11:30 A.M. I’m getting asscited about the show, but here’s what really arouses me…
I’ll be talking with Jay live for anywhere from a half an hour to an hour. If you’ve never experienced it, talking with Jay is HOT.
And that’s all I have for today, you chuckleheads.
Enjoy your Hump Day, and as always…
Cheers!!
30 comments:
You lugs need a second test?
And your picking on Ryno to get his act together, sheesh.
Micky: And we're going to do a third one next week, so there. I'm not picking on Ryno to get his act together, I'm praying for it. Cheers Mick!!
Third time's the charm, or so I've heard.
Happy Hump-Day Matt-Man. (that's a lot of hyphens isn't it?)
Chcik: Damn right it is, and if it isn't? We'll do whatever it takes, dammit. I dig the hyphens. Cheers Chick!!
Over a cliff? WOW
I took the "No Phone" pledge last winter and haven't used my cell for anything while driving since.
Charlene: I took the No Phone pledge back in 2002. Haven't had a cell phone at all since then. Cheers Charlene!!
I wonder if he starting thinking about how gross Heidi Montag is and just drove off the cliff?
Not only are we doing another test show next week, we might do a fourth test show. And even a fifth. There's just so much less pressure on test shows. LOL
Jay: Damn right...Maybe that's all we do. Test Shows where no one can ever call in. We'll show the nay-sayers dammit!! Cheers Jay!!
>>>He loves school but more as a way to....enjoy the social aspects.
Hmmm....seems that apple didn't fall from his sperm donor's tree.
On a separate note....in spite of her loss, Heidi seems to be holding up well AND it appears she is quite the "healthy" girl.
David: I beg your pardon...I also graduated with a nearly 3.9 gpa and worked 30 hours a week while doing so. Cheers David!!
How many tests? If you to many more without doing the real thing you'll qualify for government contractor status.
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Mike: Maybe you're right. Jay and I should just jump into this and sound like so many other awful shows on BTR. Cheers Mike!!
But it’s only August 18th how in the hell could school be starting back up. They must be pissed. It gets earlier every year, damn.
I can’t wait to hear you two!
Scott: I know. We never started until after Labor Day. What a crock. And jay and I shall try hard not to disappoint. Cheers Scott!!
Michele: We uttered much of that verbatim. For some reason his synapses seem not to fire when we do because thus far it has not sunk in, but we shall see and I remain hoprful. Cheers Michele!!
Congrats to Ryno!!
Doc: For what? He's lucky to be starting this year as a sophomore. Cheers Doc!!
...The Radio Test Dummies would be a good...
P-Man: Ha. Indeed it would. Cheers P-Man!!
The kids here went back to school on Monday. I think it's a way to keep the parents from killing them off when the heat has been going on for waaaay too long - get the little lovelies out of the house. Of course it also offers the schools the benefit of not actually having to cook the hot lunches.
I'll be crossing my fingers for the Ryno, although I didn't get my own act together until I was a junior... in college... but at least my social life sucked, too. I didn't play any sports or cheer and I was in choir. If that doesn't have "socially challenged" written all over it, nothing does.
Rat: As much as I love you, I shall NEVER repeat your tormented life history to Ryno. It's not good, nor a learning experience. Cheers Rat!!
Ahhh... perhaps it's not pretty, it's true, but today, I'm a scientist, and I have at least five friends!
Rat: Oh it's pretty, because not only are you a scientist, you're a scientist who is hot and occasionally finds Cheetos in her bed. Cheers Rat!!
It's too bad Heidi wasn't in the car with him. Those two big beautiful air bags would have surely saved his life.
Jeff: Ha. I believe you are correct sir. Cheers Jeff!!
Probabably a good thing there aren't any cliffs in Dallas Tx or I would have driven off of a few by now.
Candice: Don't you ever do that. The world (and my fantasies) needs you around. Cheers Candice!!
Brief? That was brief?? Tighty-whities are brief!
Dana: Well, for me it was. I just can't shut up. Cheers Dana!!
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