Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Three Strikes...You're Outed!!

Another long day at the Beer Mine on this beautiful Tuesday in Bagwine, Ohio, and in spite of sore feet I shall press on.

Monday at the Mine wasn’t too bad. All of the deliveries and salespeople showed up early including the Beer Mine’s favorite Mexican Ice Delivery guy, Luis!!

As you know, we have been having fun with Luis by writing offensive signs and putting them, without his knowledge, on the back of his truck before he goes to his next stop.

Well on Monday, Drive-By Mikey wasn’t there, and Luis pulled into our place with a helper.

When Luis backed in like so…

He and his helper hopped out and Luis said to me, “Ha, I'm here…Go Ahead, Get your sign ready.”

Knowing there was now no way to pull off another sign gag, I merely chuckled, and mumbled that I hadn’t even brought my camera with me.

Well guess what?

I LIED!!


So now...Our Moment of Mexican Merriment with Luis!!

And here is what Luis’ truck looked liked as he pulled away en route to his next stop…

Luis is so lucky that NAFTA was passed. It makes total access to the North American Man Boy Love Association soooo much easier on him.

Ha!! I want to thank Average Chick for suggesting this week’s truck sign message. As she intimated to me last week,

“When I saw a truck today that had NAMBLA written on the back it, I thought of you, Matty.”

How warm…how sweet. Thanks AC!!

And folks, that’s it for today. Eleven hours again at the Mine today, so I will catch up with ya all on Wednesday.

And then, I will impart new Blog Talk Radio show information. There’s a title, a new link, and other fun stuff to pass along to you.

Until then…

Cheers!!

14 comments:

Charlene said...

Most people don't know what that stands for, I hope.

Average Chick said...

Only reason I knew what it was was because I learned it on South Park!

Glad to help Matty! You got me to laugh so hard I think I tinkled a little. I also got tears rolling out too :)

What was his reaction??

Matt-Man said...

Charlene: Ha...Probably so, but it makes for a good blog post. Cheers Charlene!!

AC: As Charlene mentioned, I don't think he knew what it was because he didn't call. I'm sure he has Googled it by now or will read this post sometime tomorrow. Ha. Here, have a hankie. Cheers AC!!

Jay said...

The only thing that would make this shit more funny would be if Luis didn't have a sense of humor about it. haha

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha. True... He has a great sense of humor and is the proud owner of a Bagwine shirt. He's cool. Cheers Jay!!

Michele said...

Luis is a sweetheart. You are lucky to have him. If you were if Texas you'd have been shot long ago. And it would have been considered self defense. Cos Tejas rolls like that.

Oh and we are full of self righteous pigs but that is beside the point.

Mike said...

He's probably saving up for one big payback.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: Luis is a riot. Yeah, the self-rightgeous pigs abound and stupid never takes a holiday. I hear ya. Cheers Michele!!

Mike: Oh I wouldn't doubt that and I expect no less. Cheers Mike!!

David said...

That must be a really cold truck to keep the Mexican ice from melting on that long trip. Does it come from Tiajuana?

Matt-Man said...

David: No...The ice is probably made from water from the Great Miami and Mad rivers. We prefer not to have ice containing Montezuma's Revenge. Cheers David!!

Raquel's World said...

Okay, I do not know what that stands for and wanna know.

Knight said...

I'm really excited to see how Luis gets you back. This could get exciting.

Micky-T said...

Let me talk to Luis.........

Hey Luis,
Here's what to do, BEFORE you pull into the Beer Mine put your own sign (something like...blow your horn please, we're napping) on the wall at the entrance to the store. In small print let them know to not tell about this sign. Then let the boys play with the back of your truck as you drive away.

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: I wrote in the post what it stands for. C'mon!! Cheers Roc!!

Knight: I don't know if he has it in him , but I'm hoping so. Cheers Knight!!

Micky: There's a problem with that Mick. That sign would be true. Cheers Mick!!