Unlike her with me, I kept the hole in my ear.Anyhoo…
I was talking on Twitter Wednesday as to my lack of earrings. I used to have many, and now…
Because of time, a sexy, but drunk chick vacuuming and dusting them up over 10 years of Saturdays, and a lack of cool ones available for guys in the stores…
I have none that I am crazy about.
So…
I am asking you, my kind readers...if you have any earrings that you never wear, send them to me.
I will wear them. I will style them, and most importantly...
I will love them.
If you email me (found on my left sidebar) and ask for my address, I will send it to you, and you can send me your lonely, unused lobe art.
I would appreciate it greatly.
And so would the regulars at the Beer Mine…They’ve grown tired of my shamrock.
I will certainly remunerate you for your efforts, should you choose to help a brutha out.
Cheers!!
14 comments:
Bummer, I would have sent you my entire collection of single earrings but when I just looked they were all girly.
Sorry my friend, I just can't imagine you'd want to wear dangly hearts or chandelier earrings on those manly ears!
Would you like me to send you some of my used lingerie too?
Chick: Heartbreaker!! But seriously...I'd wear them. Cheers Chick!!
Jay: Oh my....be still my heart. Hell yes!! Cheers Jay!!
This makes want to go to the local headshop and find some "interesting" items to hang from your ear. Except if I walked in one of those places they would think it was a bust going down.
Practical librarian that I am, when I found myself down to single earrings I just went out and had one more hole punched. In my right ear, lest you thought somewhere else :)
I'll see what I can dig up.
Mike: Funny you mention that. I don't think we have any head shops left around here. How Sad. Cheers Mike!!
Michele: Ha. I was thinking exactly that because well, I'm a boorish whore. Thanks and Cheers Michele!!
I have a nice Mu Mu that will go with that shamrock.
Micky: Ha. Yes you do, but no one else can wear it like you. Cheers Mick!!
...you would surely be a hit at the Disco wearing my full-sized Oscar Meyer All Meat Hotdog earring!...
P-Man: Oh Wow....That truly has to be a thing of beauty. I bow to your lobe. Cheers P-Man!!
I think I'd like knowing that I've adorned your lobe :)
Lu: In my mind, you already have ; ). Cheers Lu!!
I do expect a post with pics of you modeling all of your acquisitions!
Now I sound like some of your other readers telling you what you should post. SHEESH!
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