Thursday, September 02, 2010

Lend Me Your Ear!!

My long time ago girlfriend, Sherri, paid for me to get my ear pierced some 28 years ago on my 17th Birthday.

Unlike her with me, I kept the hole in my ear.

Anyhoo…

I was talking on Twitter Wednesday as to my lack of earrings. I used to have many, and now…

Because of time, a sexy, but drunk chick vacuuming and dusting them up over 10 years of Saturdays, and a lack of cool ones available for guys in the stores…

I have none that I am crazy about.

So…

I am asking you, my kind readers...if you have any earrings that you never wear, send them to me.

I will wear them. I will style them, and most importantly...

I will love them.

If you email me (found on my left sidebar) and ask for my address, I will send it to you, and you can send me your lonely, unused lobe art.

I would appreciate it greatly.

And so would the regulars at the Beer Mine…They’ve grown tired of my shamrock.

I will certainly remunerate you for your efforts, should you choose to help a brutha out.

Cheers!!

14 comments:

MysteryChick said...

Bummer, I would have sent you my entire collection of single earrings but when I just looked they were all girly.

Sorry my friend, I just can't imagine you'd want to wear dangly hearts or chandelier earrings on those manly ears!

Jay said...

Would you like me to send you some of my used lingerie too?

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Heartbreaker!! But seriously...I'd wear them. Cheers Chick!!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Oh my....be still my heart. Hell yes!! Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

This makes want to go to the local headshop and find some "interesting" items to hang from your ear. Except if I walked in one of those places they would think it was a bust going down.

Michele said...

Practical librarian that I am, when I found myself down to single earrings I just went out and had one more hole punched. In my right ear, lest you thought somewhere else :)

I'll see what I can dig up.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Funny you mention that. I don't think we have any head shops left around here. How Sad. Cheers Mike!!

Michele: Ha. I was thinking exactly that because well, I'm a boorish whore. Thanks and Cheers Michele!!

Micky-T said...

I have a nice Mu Mu that will go with that shamrock.

Matt-Man said...

Micky: Ha. Yes you do, but no one else can wear it like you. Cheers Mick!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...you would surely be a hit at the Disco wearing my full-sized Oscar Meyer All Meat Hotdog earring!...

Matt-Man said...

P-Man: Oh Wow....That truly has to be a thing of beauty. I bow to your lobe. Cheers P-Man!!

Lu' said...

I think I'd like knowing that I've adorned your lobe :)

Matt-Man said...

Lu: In my mind, you already have ; ). Cheers Lu!!

Dana said...

I do expect a post with pics of you modeling all of your acquisitions!

Now I sound like some of your other readers telling you what you should post. SHEESH!