Hi Kidz!! I have a programming note for you lovable, adorable perverts.
Sometime late Wednesday, I will become incommunicado for a time as I de-cord, de-power, and give the last rites to my computer.
It pisses me off...but, as the American Way is to build shit that doesn’t last so one is forced to buy something new, my piece of shit computer is being incredibly patriotic.
I have to respect that, and I shall be returning soon.
On Thursday, I will pick up my new unit thanks to Schmoop’s brother David, and hook it up sometime on that day as my Beer Mine schedule allows.
I shall (if all goes according to plan) be back in the digital age and swimming through the tubes of internets sometime before noon on Friday.
I know…I know…even thinking about a Matt-Man-Less World Wide Web let alone experiencing it, is a scary thing, but be strong.
It will be but a brief moment in time…
Unless of course, my string of bad luck continues and nothing fucking works after I hook it up!!
Maybe if I promise to burn a Quran on Saturday, GAWD will smile down upon me and my computer set-up with righteousness.
Until then, you chuckleheads…