Sunday, October 31, 2010

Return To Sender

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN?


She recently has been lost and her friend would like her back.

If you have seen her or have picked her up somewhere, please send her back or your information to:

Matt-Man
2680 E. High St.
Apt. 102
Bagwine, Ohio 45505

Thank You, and...

Cheers!!

16 comments:

The Queen said...

I leave a comment, but I'm trying to keep it kid friendly..and I'm not sure how to make..

What the fuck is that?

In kid friendly language.. so I'm not going to be able to leave a comment..

sorry..

Matt-Man said...

Queen: Eh...that fuckin' happens here all the time. Cheers Queen!!

Joker_SATX said...

Damn she's hot! If I find her, I may keep her awhile Matt....

Just sayin....

Jay said...

If I see her it's unlikely that I would send her back.

Kim said...

I haven't seen her but she has a nice ass!

David said...

I haven't seen her but I'm getting in my car right now to go look for her.

Does she respond to "hey bitch" or must I know her name? Or is the 'How are y.o.u doin'?" from Joey on Friendss work better?

Mike said...

Nice peace panties.

Desert Rat said...

WTF?! Did you leave the door open? If I find her, can I keep her?

Dana said...

Hell no I'm not sending her back!

And I won't ever cook crock-pot liver either!

Matt-Man said...

Joker: Well if you do...don't let her cook while she's drinking. Cheers Joker!!

Jay: Oh give it time. Much like me, she can become quite annoying. Cheers Jay!!

Kim: That she does. It has a musical quality abut it when smacked. Cheers Kim!!

Matt-Man said...

David: She'll respond to "Bitch." Not in a nice way, but she will respond. Cheers david!!

Mike: Ha. Yeah. I dig em. Cheers Mike!!

Rat: I didn't lock it and she got out again. And yes, yes you can. Cheers Rat!!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: That's start but you'd have to swear off Lima Beans as well. Cheers Dana!!

Knight said...

That is a fine ass. You need to protect your fine belongings Matt. You are supposed to lock them up safe and give them a good buffing frequently so they stay shiny and loved.

Matt-Man said...

Knight: I would never lock anything or anyone up. It's just not right. Cheers Knight!!

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