Happy Tuesday Chuckleheads!!
Time to discuss a couple of very important milestones in Pop Culture.
You know what today is? Today is exactly a mere two weeks before Miley Cyrus celebrates her 18th Birthday.
My middle-aged libido is all a-twitter. Woo Hoo!!
My fantasies cannot wait until November 23rd comes and I get to celebrate Miley’s legality. And celebrate it I shall!! How you ask?
I shall celebrate her 18th Birthday with a birthday cake, Google Images, and a bottle of Gold Bond Medicated lotion. Hummina Hummina, I’ll have a hard on bigger than the Hannah Montana sky!!
Some of you may find my remarks disturbing, but there’s something involving Miley that is even more disturbing.
Just recently her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, filed for divorce from his wife and Miley’s mom, Tish. Coincidence? I think not.
I think the timing of Billy Ray filing is more than a coincidence, as it comes on the precipice of Miley Cyrus’ 18th Birthday.
I sense that Billy Ray is planning a little Papa John and Mackenzie Phillips action on the newly legal Mizz Miley.
I know…I know. I find it troubling as well, however…
At least Billy Ray has waited until Miley turns 18 to leave his wife and attempt to precipitate some paternal Cooter Scootin’ Boogie on the nubile Mizz Miley.
I admire that, and let me tell you…Come November 23rd, I’ll be admiring Miley Cyrus in a whole new way as well.
Our second pop culture milestone to celebrate is a follows…
Yesterday, Monday November 8th, was the 1,700th post on Bagwine Ruminations. How big is that!?
Figuring conservatively at an average of 350 words per post, that’s nearly 600,000 words that have graced the pages of Bagwine Ruminations.
That’s a lot of words…Many of which have been actual words. And my friends, what have we learned through my myriad of words?
Not a damn thing, and I like that, because it gives me something to shoot for. I like having goals.
Remember that Jay and I are looking for folks who would like to have their blog pimped out on our I’m With Stupid show on Blog Talk Radio that airs on Fridays at 11 PM EST.
If you’d like to be interviewed by Jay and I on the air send us an email and we’ll schedule you for an interview.
The first installment of the pimp out will be this Friday.
Have a wonderful day all, and as always…