Friday, December 03, 2010

I'm With Stupid: Happy Hanukkahpalooza, Bitches!!

It’s Friiiiiday so let’s get jiggy with it!!

Tonight at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, Jayman and myself will be celebrating Hanukkah.

Damn right and Oy Vay!!

We will be getting our Jewish on as we discuss the beauty of the knish, the beauty of Natalie Portman and Sarah Silverman, and of course, the horror that is Antiochus IV.

Jayman has an interview with Mizz Portman, we have some news blow outs that will make your mind explode and…

We have a sponsor for this week’s show…

Damn right…The Christmas toy that is soon to be sweeping the nation will unveil itself on tonight’s show.

How can we compact all of this excitement into an hour? We don’t know either, but Praise to the Maccabee Children, we shall try.

We will also have a semi-live sports report…

My beloved Ryno has his first varsity High School basketball game tonight, and…with the team’s big guy out with an ankle injury, he may start.
We will have all the stats and scores when you listen in to I'm With Stupid at 11 PM EST.


Speaking of Ryno…He said something to me on the way to school yesterday. He said…

“Dad, Mom told me you got laid off. I just have to ask…Daddy, will there still be Christmas?”

I wept.

Oh sure, I can survive. Schmoop and I will muddle through during my unemployment, but really…

It’s the little ones who suffer. And folks, my Ryno is suffering.

It’s all about the children, and at times like these…it hurts.

Have a wonderful day and as always…

Cheers!!

18 comments:

Jay said...

That almost sounds like a decent show!

Good luck to Ryno in tonight's game! Hope he can concentrate on the game with the devastating Christmas-killing news he's had to face this week. Poor kid.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: He's devastated Jay...Just devastated. I hope he can concentrate on the hoop and not his Dad's misfortune. We shall see. Ahhhhhhhhh. Cheers Jay!!

Knight said...

Not to burst your bubble but Ryno isn't a little one. He could have gotten himself a job a year ago. I thought the point of having kids was so that they take care of you when you are old and feeble. Get more feeble Matt. It's his duty to pay Schmoop to sponge bath you.

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Normally, I would agree, but it's Christmas...The boy is Tiny Tim, and you are saying that my poor, crippled kid should find work?

I used to like you, NO, fantasize about you, but now..?

It's over, missy!!

Cheers Knight!!

Scott Oglesby said...

Good luck to Ryno tonight!

Knight said...

Alright, alright. What does your 16 year old want for Christmas? Can I help? Does he need nude photos? Is 16 the legal age of consent in Ohio? How can I help?

Matt-Man said...

Scott: Thanks and Cheers!!

Knight: Nude photos would be great!! Send them c/o Matt Mahoney 2680 E,High St. Apt. 102 Springfield, Ohio 44505

I'll make sure he gets them. Cheers Knight!!

Knight said...

Oh, okay then. You got it!
The card will read "Merry Christmas to all and to all a nude Knight."

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Holy Cow and Praise Jeebus, my wishes have all come true. Cheers Knight!!

Micky-T said...

and to all a nude Knight.

Me too!
To hell with Ryan he'll get over it and as he grows older he'll understand fully.

Matt-Man said...

Micky: When I see Ryno, I'll spit on him, kick him in the leg and say, "There you go boy, that was from Mick."

Cheers Mick!!

Mike said...

How many copies of "The Knight before Christmas" can I order from you.

bobbybegood1 said...

Reading the last part of you post just melted my heart. You're a great dad Bags. I'm sure you and Schmoop will make the holidays special for your family. Peace and Cheers to ya Bud!!

P.S. Oh, you thought I went somewhere? Nope. Still here in this saha world struggling, trying to fight through life's obstacles like everyone else.

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Knight Knight!! My zip code is 45505...I messed up it's 45505!! Did you hear? Cheers Knight!!

MIke: That may have been the funniest and most insightful thing you have ever said. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man said...

Bobby: Thaaks and yes, I have wondered where you have gone, but c'mon gimme a picture to look at while I wonder. Cheers BBG!!

Meg said...

My junior high student went to his first basketball game this morning sans his jersey. Just one of the 5992 reasons I've no time for blogging and truly do prefer my fantasy life.

Happy Holidays. I'm employed, but it's overrated.

Matt-Man said...

Meg: Ha...That was all actually pretty funny. Thanks for the coment Meg. It made me laugh, and I needed that. Happy Kwaanza, Merry Christmas, and Eau de Hanukkah to ya. Cheers Meg!!

Matt-Man said...

Meg: And holy crap you bonehead...I just found out you are. I hope you are well dear. Cheers Hot Stuff!!