Monday, December 27, 2010

New Year's Eve: C'mon, Be With Stupid!!

Well folks…Christmas has passed.

Gifts have been given. Gifts have been returned. The week of Child Support amnesty has ended. However…

We are standing upon the precipice of a New Year and that is exciting.

In fact, Schmoop is home today and we shall spend the day as all good BFFs/OSPs do, reflecting on 2010 and making plans for a brighter 2011.

A brighter 2011 that includes us walking down a path to financial freedom, a warm home, and a life full of love and togetherness.

Ha!! Actually for 2011?

All we want is to have enough money for beer and smokes…an apartment where there isn’t a rent increase, and a few days when she isn’t ragging, so we can actually get naked more than twice a month.

We’re simple people…we require simple things

Oh, and a job would be nice…yeah, I think I’d like to have a job. But, to continue…

Speaking of looking back on 2010 and looking forward to 2011, read this now and notify me of the errors in spelling and grammar later…

This Thursday at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, myself and the Jayman will be discussing all of these topics.

We will look back on 2010 with a jaded eye. We will speak hopefully of the brand new year that is 2011.

We will offer some predictions for the coming 365 days, and we will have some great interviews and remote features.

Now dig it…Many places on New Year’s Eve welcome in the New Year by dropping things.

Mt. Olive NC, the Pickle Drop. Port Clinton OH, Captain Wylie Walleye, and of course…Times Square NYC, the Ball Drop.

As our show is the night before New Year’s Eve, we can’t drop anything to welcome the New Year in, however…we can drop something to say good-bye to 2010.

We have dispatched I’m With Stupid’s fave Dutch correspondent, Guy Ahnyurdyck to Muncie, Indiana to cover the, End of 2010 Baby Dropping!!

With every year that ends, so must a year old Baby New Year infant die.

This year, not quite one year old LaFonda Peters, who was born January 1, 2010, will plummet 200 feet down the icy broadcast tower that powers WLBC 104.1 FM!!

Itsa gonna be HUGE!!

We will be speaking with members of Westboro Baptist Church, Keith Olbermann will have a Special Comment, and we may even have another interview with my ex.

Holy Cow…If I can stay sober, this is gonna be one helluva show.

So, join Jay and me, Thursday at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio.

You can access our radio page by clicking HERE.

Cheers!!

9 comments:

Jay said...

I can't pronounce the name of our correspondent.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha...Shall I do it phonetically? Guy On-Your-Dick. Yeah, I'm 12. Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

Is that Schmoop? She's either got small hands or....

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Ahhhhhhhhh, 'tis a joy to be simple, my dear Man!

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Ha. No, it's not Schmoop. It's our new non-spokes-model. Cheers Mike!!

Nick: Ha. Indeed it is. I hope you had a good Christmas and have a Happy New Year to ya my good man. Cheers Nick!!

David said...

I would say that jobs are highly over-rated but a paycheck, now that is mighty fine.

I can hardly wait to enjoy the interviews (I almost said witty reparte) with the Westboro geniuses. They are a gold mine of crazy.

Matt-Man said...

David: Good point. The crazies will be in Muncie for the Baby Drop. Should be fun. Cheers David!!

Desert Rat said...

Ahhhh... I am so looking forward to 2011 in the hopes that I can leave all this friggen' snot on the sagging back porch that was once 2010.

Yes, the Christmas Cards are now going to be Happy New Year cards - your gift has morphed from Christmas to Kwaanza, and will still be late. This morning the cat barfed on the kitchen floor. BUT: I've got left-over creamed spinach! Life is good!

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Ha...Corky spewed all over the place this morning as well. I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and you better virtually party with me come the New Year. Cheers Adorable One!!