Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Putting Christ Into Christmas

Let’s encourage stores and marketing firms to not only say, “Merry Christmas”, let’s attach Jeebus’ image to the Christmas sales displays.









Cheers!!

15 comments:

Mike said...

The new scent from Calvin Klein will make you say, "Jesus Christ!, what the hell is THAT!"

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Ha. Thanks for the witty retort, as on this post I obviously phoned it in. Cheers Mike!!

Raquel's World said...

Backing it up on Jesus...well that's just wrong.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I never knew it was called "backing it up"...

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Well it appears that Jeebus is diggin' it. Holy Moly. Cheers Sexy!!

P-Man: Ha. You fucking crucify me. Cheers P-Man!!

Joker_SATX said...

Politically incorrect as always! I love it!

Matt-Man said...

Joker: Hey, if people want Christ in Christmas he should be in it 100%. Cheers Joker!!

Jay said...

Always good to be reminded that Jesus is the reason for the season.

And, don't forget kids, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha!! Very Good!! Cheers Jay!!

David said...

What with walking all over the middle east, I didn't expect to see christ looking so plump. I guess multiplying all those fishes and loaves made food so plentiful. Clearly Anorexia was not a problem for him.

Mary told him he should eat up because children are starving in India. Probably took too long to mail them the leftovers.

Knight said...

Holy Racism Matt-Man!
The Christians better share their symbols since they stole them from the Pagens. I don't know about the watermelon tree though. It would probably rot before the holiday ended. Perhaps you could craft something out of a pile of chicken bones?

Knight said...

Sorry, wrong post. Just apply this to the Kwaanza address from yesterday.

Matt-Man said...

David: He looks different to everyone...Maybe you're looking into a Messiani mirror. Cheers David!!

Knight: Ha...I knew what ya meant. Chicken bones would be kinda cute. they're so small and fluffy...Okay, small but not fluffy. Cheers Knight!!

Bubblewench said...

You are just so freakin wrong it's awesomely right!

Matt-Man said...

Wench: If being wrong is right, I don't wanna wrong. wait...If being right is wrong, I don't wanna be either...hold on...If bein...oh fuck it. Cheers Wench!!