Happy Hump Day, Bitches!!
As I type this, I am hyped up!!
Hyped up because my kid got an F on his Geometry test; I just downed a bottle of NOS, and Michele “Bat Shit Crazy” Bachmann is on TV and she gives me much wood.
Somebody Stop Me!!
Anyhoo…Let’s do some Hump Day Hodgepodge.
From the philosophical mouth of newly elected Alabama Governor Robert Bentley, here’s a quote we should all live by:
''Now I will have to say that, if we don't have the same daddy, we're not brothers and sisters. So anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're not my brother and you're not my sister, and I want to be your brother."
So folks, if you’d like to be Gov. Robert Bentley’s brother or sister, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, and you’ll become his sister or brother…which is cool, because I think in Alabama that will allow you to marry him as well.
Speaking of the Holy Baby Jeebus, I was reading some old posts and came across this J-Man cartoon that never fails to crack me up:
Ha and Boy Howdy!! That’s some good stuff right there.
I felt bad today.
This morning while taking Schmoop to work, I was getting irritated by the fact that I had to wait for what seemed like an hour while some little kid boarded the school bus.
After the little shit FINALLY boarded the bus and moved along allowing us to pass, my irritation turned to self-loathing.
The side of the school bus read, Clark County Developmental Disabilities. I shall never curse a school bus again.
And now…A shameless promotion for I’m With Stupid!!
Thursday at 11 PM EST on I’m with Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, Jayman and myself will be airing our Unemployment Show!!
Itsa gonna be HUGE!!
We’re going to talk about the funnier and irritating things about my present, “Lunch is on you Uncle Sam” time, and Jay will speak to his past experience being on the public buffet.
We will also be discussing and previewing next week’s State of the Union Address, touch upon the “new civility” in Washington, D.C., and there will be a, Moment of Matt-Man’s OCD.
All of this and your phone calls Thursday at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid.
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Have a wonderful Hump Day and as always…