And now folks…time for another installment of He Said…She Said!!
Matt: Hey Schmoop…What the Hell was that “ploink” noise?
Schmoop: Ha! I put a spoon in the chili to see if it was thawed! Cool huh?
Matt: It sounded sexual.
Schmoop: I know, but it’s frozen, so I want to leave it out for a little longer.
Matt: That’s what I say to myself about your hoo-ha prior to attempting to stick my spoon into YOUR chili.
Schmoop: Ploink, ploink!!
Matt: Ha. Cute…I need to use your lighter….Mine just died. Can you do me a solid and let me use yours?
Schmoop: I really hate to share, can’t you go get another one?
Matt: Why yes…I could go out into the cold evening and get one, but I’d rather not. Anyway, you seem to be open to sharing other parts of yourself with me.
Schmoop: Well that’s because when I’m sharing THAT, I’m getting something out of it!!
Matt: I understand that. ’Cause when I am sharing my incredible sense of humor with you, you in turn are getting the joy of laughter.
Schmoop: Um, I didn’t exactly mean that. You know that sharing. I do however, love your sense of humor!
Matt: Since when? You never laugh out loud…Are you trying to hide your appreciation of my God Given gift!? Sinner!!
Schmoop: I laugh out loud, you just don’t hear it. Are you that dense? I mean THAT sharing. Geez.
Matt: Are you being sexual again? Did I not pick that up? Does this remind you of the swim trunk incident that happened to me years ago or what?
Schmoop: Oh you mean that one time when some floozie picked you up, took you back to her house, and suggested that you guys get in her swimming pool? Wink, wink. You said, and I quote “I don’t have any swim trunks”? Moron ;)~ Get it now?
Matt: Got it.
After Monday night’s interview I am thankfully secure (almost) that Sarah Palin’s political career in terms of holding office is over.
She was getting a golden shower of questions from Sean Hannity and she still couldn’t drink them up.
Sad…Hee…not really…she’s a moron.
Gone most of the day today, so I shall catch you all soonly.