Sunday, January 02, 2011

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: A Return To Normalcy

It’s going to be an incredibly sunny Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio and Praise Jeebus…the holidays are over.

While I thoroughly enjoyed fun times with my family, friends, Ryno and Schmoop over the past week or two, my body needs some rest.

My liver has been overworked and my lack of sleep has left me looking like a male version of Amy Winehouse….okay so I guess that means I look like Keith Richards

Anyhoo…

I love the frivolity and spontaneity of the season, but believe it or not, I do enjoy some semblance of normalcy and routine.

And, I am happy for this return to normalcy, and a fresh start.

I have but two resolutions for 2011.

I thought finding a job would be a good idea, so that’s number one.

And number two?

I resolve never to once again use a reference or image of Amy Winehouse on my site ever again…

Starting tomorrow.

To all of you whom I have missed over the last couple of days, I bid you a Happy New Year.

Amen, and Amen…

Cheers!!

12 comments:

stevenadamswv.com said...

I'm going to hold you to the Winehouse resolution.

Matt-Man said...

Steven: Trust me. It pained me to post that picture. I shall remain firm in my resolve. Cheers steven!!

Dana said...

My bet? The job resolution will be much easier for you to accomplish than the Amy Winehouse resolution!

MysteryChick said...

I suddenly feel so much better about the way I look in the morning.

I wish you a wonderful, prosperous New Year. You deserve it!

Jay said...

Why would you post those two pictures of Keith Richards. Wait. Those are both of Amy Winehouse? Either way. Gross.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Two very do-able resolutions, my friend! :-) Happy New Year!

David said...

What the hell is "normal" anyway? I don't think that exists.

Happy New Year Matt-Man!

Mike said...

Normal is a setting on the dryer.

Matt-Man said...

Dana: I hope to GAWD that you are correct. Cheers Dana!!

Chick: Thanks...as do you lovely one. Cheers Chick!!

Jay: Ha. I figured it may help to shock folks out of their holiday hangovers. Cheers Jay!!

Matt-Man said...

Evil: Thanks and right back atcha. Cheers ETW!!

David: Same to you David. Cheers!!

Mike: Hee. Happy New Year Mike and Cheers!!

Raquel's World said...

Hey I like Amy. Remember Halloween?

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Ha. I'm sure deep down, Mizz Winehouse is a wonderful human being. Cheers Roc!!