Saturday, February 26, 2011

Open the Funyuns and Throw on a Pad

Schmoop went to the grocery and came home with this...

Can the monthly visit from Aunt Flo, be far behind?

I think not.

Oh there's even a thing of fudge sauce coming to her from her brother.

I think the sex well is about to dry up for a week for Matty-Boy. Oy!!

Cheers!!

10 comments:

sybil law said...

Sweet and salty, the ultimate PMS essentials.
I don't see any Midol, though.

I can't fucking wait for menopause.

Average Chick said...

Yup. Looks like you are screwed for any lovin out of Schmoop. I'd also keep my hand away from any food she has near her and try not to sneak any away....

Jay said...

Yeah, even without the Kroger brand Ultrathins, we'd all know what this grocery haul meant. haha

MysteryChick said...

I hate those shopping trips, pads are so damn expensive!

Dianne said...

and yet she remains thin
bitch ;)

Mike said...

I'd be fightin' her for the Crunch.

David said...

Oh poor Matt Man - no action for the next week...even your world renowned tongue can't solve this dilemma

Matt-Man said...

Sybil: She can't swallow pills. She has a phobia about swallowing pills. Cheers Sybil!!

AC: She hasn't started quite yet, so I may be able to sneak one in tonight. Cheers AC!!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: we knew it was coming soon. Oh Boy, did I know it!! Cheers Jay!!

Chick: I know!! I told her to buy a Sham-Wow instead. It would save money. Cheers Chick!!

Dianne: Oh hell I know. It's bullshit!! Cheers Sexy!!

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Oddly enugh I have never been a big candy fan even as a kid, and yet, I have fucked teeth!! Cheers Mike!!

David: I think I still have tonight. Wish me luck. Cheers David!!