Holy Mother of Mercy, an unexpected winter storm has plunged Bagwine, Ohio into turbulent chaos and frozen terror.
Our crackerjack local weather team (WHIO-TV) had forecast a mainly rain event overnight for us and maybe a little dusting of snow this morning.
I guess they (CHANNEL 7 WEATHER CREW OUT of DAYTON SUCKS) were correct if one considers a dusting to be a snowfall of two inches PER HOUR.
Oh yeah chuckleheads, it’s coming down fast and furious as I valiantly try to get this Bagwine dispatch out to you.
Currently, my kid is on a two hour school delay and hopefully they will ultimately close because I went outside and it’s pretty shitty out because the snowplows crews were caught off guard.
Hell, the Dayton International Airport had to close!!
Once again…thanks crackerjack weather team. (JAMIE SIMPSON BLOWS)
Another result of STORM CENTER 7’s ineptness is that the denizens of Bagwine expecting a mainly rain event didn’t have a chance to stock up on Little Debbie cakes, frozen pizzas, and 2-Liters of Diet Coke!!
Oh the Humanity!! Jamie Simpson and you incompetent weather weenies at Channel 7!? The blood (and hunger) of my neighbors is on your hands!!
Update: My kid’s school has closed and Schmoop is staying home and getting ready to shave her legs. Oh yeah, this is gonna be a good day after all.
Jayman and I put on another award winning episode of I’m with Stupid on Bog Talk Radio last night.
We had a few friendly and sexy folks in the chat room and several entertaining callers. We even had our first anonymous stalker/heckler/moron caller. Good times…good times.
Dick Burns reported on the labor unrest from Madison, WI. and Guy Ahnyurdyck covered the rioting taking place on Christmas Island.
Please take a few minutes and give the show a listen; it was actually a wailin’ good time. You can listen by using this handy dandy BTR player:
Have a wonderful day everyone, I’ll be spending mine having snow day sex. I mean, as long as I promise to cook.