Friday, February 25, 2011

Chaos Comes to Bagwine!!

Holy Mother of Mercy, an unexpected winter storm has plunged Bagwine, Ohio into turbulent chaos and frozen terror.

Our crackerjack local weather team (WHIO-TV) had forecast a mainly rain event overnight for us and maybe a little dusting of snow this morning.

I guess they (CHANNEL 7 WEATHER CREW OUT of DAYTON SUCKS) were correct if one considers a dusting to be a snowfall of two inches PER HOUR.

Oh yeah chuckleheads, it’s coming down fast and furious as I valiantly try to get this Bagwine dispatch out to you.

Currently, my kid is on a two hour school delay and hopefully they will ultimately close because I went outside and it’s pretty shitty out because the snowplows crews were caught off guard.

Hell, the Dayton International Airport had to close!!

Once again…thanks crackerjack weather team. (JAMIE SIMPSON BLOWS)

Another result of STORM CENTER 7’s ineptness is that the denizens of Bagwine expecting a mainly rain event didn’t have a chance to stock up on Little Debbie cakes, frozen pizzas, and 2-Liters of Diet Coke!!

Oh the Humanity!! Jamie Simpson and you incompetent weather weenies at Channel 7!? The blood (and hunger) of my neighbors is on your hands!!

Update: My kid’s school has closed and Schmoop is staying home and getting ready to shave her legs. Oh yeah, this is gonna be a good day after all.

And now…

Jayman and I put on another award winning episode of I’m with Stupid on Bog Talk Radio last night.

We had a few friendly and sexy folks in the chat room and several entertaining callers. We even had our first anonymous stalker/heckler/moron caller. Good times…good times.

Dick Burns reported on the labor unrest from Madison, WI. and Guy Ahnyurdyck covered the rioting taking place on Christmas Island.

Please take a few minutes and give the show a listen; it was actually a wailin’ good time. You can listen by using this handy dandy BTR player:



Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio

Have a wonderful day everyone, I’ll be spending mine having snow day sex. I mean, as long as I promise to cook.

Cheers!!

19 comments:

RobinF said...

HAHAHAH oh my... better you then me my friend. Detroit seems to be spared the wrath this time. We will only get a few inches out of this one. Hahah that's what "she" said. Shaved legs AND snow day sex? NIRVANA! Poor weather people. They catch a bad rap.I't's Mother Nature people.. She's PISSED. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature...

Raquel's World said...

Meanwhile we are enjoying Spring like temps in NC....Believe it or not I'd rather have the winter storms. I know I'm weird that way.
Anyhoo, is it just me or was weather predicting more spot on before all the technology? Remember when it was good ole fashioned man feeling the earth? Now they have all this technology and are wrong most of the time. WTH?

Jay said...

Mother Nature is one sneaky bitch. Or, the weatherman is just an incompetent moron. It's really hard to tell. Maybe both statements are true? Yeah, that's it.

Last night's show was EPIC!

Matt-Man said...

Robin: This Jamie Simpson dude is incompetent. He misses shit all the time that I can see happening or not. Me!! Here's to Nirvana. Cheers Robin!!

Raquel: Oh don't get me wrong. I dig the snow. I am simply amazed by this current gaggle of clowns at Channel 7. Cheers Roc!!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha. We just got done listening to it. Funny shit in spite of BTR's non-compliance at times. Cheers Funny Man!!

MysteryChick said...

I can't wait to give the show a listen later (I'm reasonably sure it's NSFW.)

Stupid winter, we were supposed to get rain but I awoke to great splooshy snowflakes. It feels like someone is slowly dripping a Slush Puppy on your head. Probably will turn to rain later. Stupid winter. (I know, I already said that.)

Joker_SATX said...

Shouldn't the weather guys take a cut in pay when they screw the pooch on the weather? Methinks so...

Great episode of IWS, BTW!

Knight said...

It's pouring here. I'm not sure which I prefer since I don't personally ever deal with snow other than walking through it. Since school is delayed do you get to spend the day with Ryno doing manly things like eating Spam and taking naps?

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Lotsa rain out west. Not shaving legs.

Matt-Man said...

Chick: I hate splooshy snowflakes. Keep your head down and plod on, Spring is almost here. Cheers Sexy!!

Joker: Thanks Joker...And I was telling Schmoop that I wanted them to play the tape of the forecast that they gave yesterday. That would be better than a pay cut. Cheers Joker!!

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Ha...No, he is going to school for B-Ball practice in spite of school being closed, so I guess I'll just clean the house, cook dinner, and violate Schmoop. Cheers Knight!!

P-Man: I bet you have lovely legs. I can just sense it. Cheers Pfunny Man!!

sybil law said...

Dammit! We only got your rain and light dusting of snow!
I couldn't stay up for the show last night - I did try, though! Stupid illness...

Matt-Man said...

Sybil: Yeah, it was crappy here and now the sun is out. Go Figure. Hope you are feeling better, Sybil. Cheers Hot Lips!!

Mike said...

I almost posted last night that it was snowing in St. Louis and it was headed your way. I should have done that then sent your TV station a bill for weather forecasting.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: If you had said that it would have been far more accurate. Idiots. Cheers Mike and thanks for listening!!

Michele said...

Weatherman: the only job where you get paid to get it wrong. Every.damn.time!

Matt-Man said...

Michele: Don't be too hard on them...They get it right during droughts. Cheers Michele!!

Dana said...

You try being right all of the time and give the poor weather forecasters a break - their science is not quite science!

Great show Thursday night ... especially the Clinton call!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: This lead meteorologist, Jamie Simpson is awful. I defend weather folks and the delicateness of their science often, but wow, Simpson is among the most inaccurate I have seen in this area.

It was a fun show and good to hear from our 42nd..er...44th, no 42nd that's right, President!!

Thanks for listening and hanging out in the chat room. Cheers Dana!!