I’ve got a vacation coming up in a couple of weeks and I need some ideas on what I should do.
I know…I touched on this briefly not too long ago, but c’mon…
Being off work that long is pure torture for me. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I love my job or anything, but…I just…get…bored. Even with just one day.
Matt-Man as usual will be working everyday that week, and I will be at a total loss.
I do have “plans” to clean out closets and such, but I can only do that until I pass out. What? You clean closets sober? Well la dee da!!
I could always nail Matt-Man in the afternoon before he goes to work. Okay…there’s fifteen minutes per day. Hmmmm…
I need something to do that does not require showering or wearing pants.
Something that does not require money (except for beer money) or for me to go anywhere (except on a beer run).
I guess I will need groceries. Hmmmm…frozen pizzas are $1.29. Maybe they will even be on sale!! Okay, that’s taken care of. Whew!!
Oh, and if you are wondering…I won’t put pants on to go get beer. I like to give Matt-Man and the other two yayhoos at the Beer Mine at least one thrill in their otherwise poor, pathetic lives.
Boy shorts and greasy hair, bitches!! That’s how I’ll go.
Oh and don’t even suggest that I go camping. The thought of camping tightens my colon.
Okay, so now we have my do’s and my don’ts…
What are your ideas?
Keep in mind, I am a pretty particular person and kind of fancy, which means of course…
I’m boring and cheap.
But please…Give me your ideas as to what I can do for an entire week, ‘cause if you don’t, I’ll do what I always do…
Lay on the couch watching SpongeBob as drool oozes down the side of my face.
Now that right there, is HAWT!!