Friday, July 01, 2011

Independence Day

So…

It’s Friday once again my pretties, and the only people in the office are myself, and…my boss.


I’m just going to let that sink in for a moment.

Have you processed that little bit of information yet? Good…and thank you for your pity.

Much like the rest of this great country, it’s officially the holiday weekend here in Bagwine, and the beer will be flowing…so will the Chinese fireworks set off by my obnoxious neighbors at precisely 12 AM…2 AM…and 3 AM.

Why 3 AM instead of 4 AM, you ask, or you might not, whatevs…

It’s because Jim Bob and Durwood have finally realized that they are trashed, and need to finish up before they are discovered by the Po Po.

Oy!! This town of Bagwine, Ohio…let me tell ya.

A headline in our award winning newspaper yesterday reads:

“Ohio Patrol Warns Against Holiday Drunk Driving”

I figure…Hell, if it’s just a warning..?

I guess this has turned out to be a hodgepodge of utter bullshit, so…

I would like to take this time to direct you to the shiny new blog written by Jayman and Matt-Man: I’m With Stupid

Two great minds. One great blog. Lord help us all.

One funny thing about those two, though. They think that they can get more comments, and more hits than me.

Silly Boys.

Oh and don't forget...

I'm With Stupid airs Saturday at 6:30 PM EDT. 

Matt-Man may be flying solo on this episode, or if Time Warner craps out on us again, he may be flying no-lo.  Ha!!

Anyhoo..you can catch the show via their IWS Radio page HERE.

Have a wonderful 4th of July Weekend, all…

Zoooooves!!

17 comments:

IWS Radio said...

as soon as Matt and/or I write about something someone gives a shit about, our hits will be racing right past yours. ;-)

-Jay

IWS Radio said...

Uh-huh..D'jew just hear what Jayman-Thug said..That's right...I think somebody just leveled the playing field.

Matt-Man

IWS Radio said...

Oh I forgot one thing...You DO have a wonderful ass.

Matt-Man

Mike said...

Yes you do. Oh, you do what Matt-Man said. The ass thing. Butt I think you ought to start going for the Kardashian ass. It's the latest and greatist. Just think, more dounts, ice cream and that other thing.

Beth said...

Jay/Matt: I'll just comment to you both together since you've become interchangeable. You might beat me, but I am way more loveable;)

Mike: Ha! I might just do that. Taco Bell might be seeing a lot of me!

David said...

When I was growing up, there was a kid down the street called Jim Bob - does your neighbor have an inbred brother Billy Bob?

Beth said...

David: I've never gotten close enough to ask, what with the fear of being bitten, and all, but he probably does;)

Rich said...

I think the greatness of the weekend is measured in how much you can remember. Which for me, will be very little. I thought what I had was age induced amnesia, turns out it's nothing more than alcohol blackouts...lol. Ah, thank God for the 80's. If 6 wasn't enough, then 12s not too many.

Beth said...

Rich: Ha! You are totally correct my good man! Thank God I've got Monday off!

Rich said...

Cheers Schmoop! Here's to you and the IWS gang!

Beth said...

Rich: Thanks, and cheers to you;)

Rich said...

The benefits of having an alcoholic father are great. I got the drinking gene, and when I come to visit the liquor cabinet is loaded enuff to float a battleship. :)

Joker_SATX said...

Well, I see this as a terrible injustice. Here you are pimping their blog. I don't recall their blog telling me to visit the AWESOME Schmoop on her blog? Correct me if I am wrong with that....

Beth said...

Rich: Me too! Except there was never any liquor left.

Joker: Hey, you're right! They are not pimping me are they? Fuckers. I shall correct that, and thank you my good man.

fourdinners said...

After many months of absence from the blogosphere I return to find Matt-Man is AWOL.

Much as I love the dude sod him!

I'm hitting on you babe!...;-)

4D x

Beth said...

4D: Yay!!! You're back!! Hit on me all you want, you John Bull stud you;)

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