It’s Friday once again my pretties, and the only people in the office are myself, and…my boss.
Have you processed that little bit of information yet? Good…and thank you for your pity.
Much like the rest of this great country, it’s officially the holiday weekend here in Bagwine, and the beer will be flowing…so will the Chinese fireworks set off by my obnoxious neighbors at precisely 12 AM…2 AM…and 3 AM.
Why 3 AM instead of 4 AM, you ask, or you might not, whatevs…
It’s because Jim Bob and Durwood have finally realized that they are trashed, and need to finish up before they are discovered by the Po Po.
Oy!! This town of Bagwine, Ohio…let me tell ya.
A headline in our award winning newspaper yesterday reads:
“Ohio Patrol Warns Against Holiday Drunk Driving”
I figure…Hell, if it’s just a warning..?
I guess this has turned out to be a hodgepodge of utter bullshit, so…
I would like to take this time to direct you to the shiny new blog written by Jayman and Matt-Man: I’m With Stupid
Two great minds. One great blog. Lord help us all.
One funny thing about those two, though. They think that they can get more comments, and more hits than me.
Silly Boys.
Oh and don't forget...
I'm With Stupid airs Saturday at 6:30 PM EDT.
Matt-Man may be flying solo on this episode, or if Time Warner craps out on us again, he may be flying no-lo. Ha!!
Anyhoo..you can catch the show via their IWS Radio page HERE.
Have a wonderful 4th of July Weekend, all…
Zoooooves!!
14 comments:
as soon as Matt and/or I write about something someone gives a shit about, our hits will be racing right past yours. ;-)
-Jay
Uh-huh..D'jew just hear what Jayman-Thug said..That's right...I think somebody just leveled the playing field.
Matt-Man
Jay/Matt: I'll just comment to you both together since you've become interchangeable. You might beat me, but I am way more loveable;)
Mike: Ha! I might just do that. Taco Bell might be seeing a lot of me!
When I was growing up, there was a kid down the street called Jim Bob - does your neighbor have an inbred brother Billy Bob?
David: I've never gotten close enough to ask, what with the fear of being bitten, and all, but he probably does;)
I think the greatness of the weekend is measured in how much you can remember. Which for me, will be very little. I thought what I had was age induced amnesia, turns out it's nothing more than alcohol blackouts...lol. Ah, thank God for the 80's. If 6 wasn't enough, then 12s not too many.
Rich: Ha! You are totally correct my good man! Thank God I've got Monday off!
Cheers Schmoop! Here's to you and the IWS gang!
Rich: Thanks, and cheers to you;)
The benefits of having an alcoholic father are great. I got the drinking gene, and when I come to visit the liquor cabinet is loaded enuff to float a battleship. :)
Well, I see this as a terrible injustice. Here you are pimping their blog. I don't recall their blog telling me to visit the AWESOME Schmoop on her blog? Correct me if I am wrong with that....
Rich: Me too! Except there was never any liquor left.
Joker: Hey, you're right! They are not pimping me are they? Fuckers. I shall correct that, and thank you my good man.
After many months of absence from the blogosphere I return to find Matt-Man is AWOL.
Much as I love the dude sod him!
I'm hitting on you babe!...;-)
4D x
4D: Yay!!! You're back!! Hit on me all you want, you John Bull stud you;)
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