It’s Friday once again my pretties, and the only people in the office are myself, and…my boss.
I’m just going to let that sink in for a moment.
Have you processed that little bit of information yet? Good…and thank you for your pity.
Much like the rest of this great country, it’s officially the holiday weekend here in Bagwine, and the beer will be flowing…so will the Chinese fireworks set off by my obnoxious neighbors at precisely 12 AM…2 AM…and 3 AM.
Why 3 AM instead of 4 AM, you ask, or you might not, whatevs…
It’s because Jim Bob and Durwood have finally realized that they are trashed, and need to finish up before they are discovered by the Po Po.
Oy!! This town of Bagwine, Ohio…let me tell ya.
A headline in our award winning newspaper yesterday reads:
“Ohio Patrol Warns Against Holiday Drunk Driving”
I figure…Hell, if it’s just a warning..?
I guess this has turned out to be a hodgepodge of utter bullshit, so…
I would like to take this time to direct you to the shiny new blog written by Jayman and Matt-Man: I’m With Stupid
Two great minds. One great blog. Lord help us all.
One funny thing about those two, though. They think that they can get more comments, and more hits than me.
Oh and don't forget...
I'm With Stupid airs Saturday at 6:30 PM EDT.
Matt-Man may be flying solo on this episode, or if Time Warner craps out on us again, he may be flying no-lo. Ha!!
Anyhoo..you can catch the show via their IWS Radio page HERE.
Have a wonderful 4th of July Weekend, all…