I want to be funny and clever all the time but who the hell can do that?
I know…I know…I am trying too hard. I realize this, but I want to be good at this. Fucking good. Matt-Man good. I will be, but…
It will take time. So bear with me, and in the meantime, with the 4th of July picnics looming, try my recipe below for my easy, most awesome potato salad…
Spicy Brown or Dijon Mustard
Cube potatoes, and boil with salt (kosher if you have it, Moses likes it that way). Do NOT let the spuds get mushy. Drain.
Add green onions. The green part only mind you…unless you are one of those freaks that enjoys the white part.
Add a 16 ounce tub of sour cream. Just the sour cream, not the plastic tub itself.
Bacon. Lotsa bacon. I use an entire bag of real bacon pieces. It’s much easier that way.
One squirt (it is a technical term, you amateurs) of mustard. I use only one squirt because I find it overpowering and like the sour cream to stand out.
Mix and refrigerate for a few hours, and then…
Enjoy, Bitches!! (No Mayo, Jay!!)
Don’t forget…Only five more days until Matty-Boy’s big announcement.