Freak Show Part Uno...
One thing I have learned over my lifetime…never trust a fart, and never, ever...diss a friend.
I had a BFF in high school…Yes believe it or not, Beth had a friend.
She died last week.
Her 45th birthday would have been on August 27th.
I haven’t seen her in 25 years. We had no contact, and yet, she stayed with me.
Did I go to her viewing? No. Could I have? Yes, it was right up the street from me.
Matt-Man went to school with her cousins.
He’s older than me by one year, which puts him in the realm of the elderly. Shhhh…he doesn’t know. (his AARP card came in the mail, I’m not telling him).
I’ve had a new BFF for the past 11 years. Last night, I hurt him terribly. Did I mean it? No. I suck. Does that make everything better? No.
I can’t erase what I said, nor can I erase the tears that he cried. Few people can do that, but evidently...
I have the power to hurt; I did not know I could.
This will be short, as I really don’t give a fuck about typing this, but…learn a life lesson from me.
Don’t fuck the person who loves you unconditionally, or you might just end up screwed.
No Zoooooves today…