In Case You Haven't Noticed...

The fun and frivolity of Bagwine Ruminations have moved.

Matt-Man and Jayman have long since hooked up into a sordid, Crying Game type internet relationship and are now together, spreading the funny and bodily fluids as one.

Check them out over at I'm With Stupid

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Cheers!! 

Happy Birthday Ryno!!

Jay and Matt-Man's Saturday edition of the I’m With Stupid radio started out with the intention of having a Self-Pity Party. 

But, circumstances changed and it ended up being most a rather awkward, yet endearing birthday celebration for The Creepy Kid Next Door.

CKND (aka Matt's son Ryno) called in, and as a surprise, Matt-Man had arranged to have a beautiful young lady with the voice of an angel also call in so she could sing “Happy Birthday.” 

It was a very special moment. Even if she is probably STILL shaking her head trying to figure just who the hell they are what that show was all about.

Then her mom called as did Mike AKA: “Mr. Excitement” and they shot the breeze for the rest of the show. So, instead of being depressing, the show will actually put a smile on your face. And when it comes down to it, that's all they want to do.

Hell, I even chimed in and was virtually phone raped...It was HOT!!

Give it a listen:

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Zoooooves,

Schmoop

Focusing On the Flat Earth

The earth is flat.

How do I know, you ask?  I presume it to be true, and seriously?

Flat fits nicely into my linear world.

Impulse to impulse.

Speculation to speculation.

Presumption to presumption.

You see, my flat world is tiny and one-dimensional.  

I have to compartmentalize.  

I have to assume,

Because, well…

My world, as I said, is tiny.

It hasn’t space for open-ended thought or possibility.

I prefer to keep on the straight and narrow, and focus…

Even if I am focusing on the wrong target.

After all, I wouldn’t want to focus on myself, now would I?

--MM 2011