But…
As I have said before, I actually enjoy working as I do in the beer mines at the Drive-Thru.
Pizza Bill and Owner Mike make things fun, and selling beer and wine is like selling the brilliance of The Almighty…
Alcohol: Proof positive that God would prefer his children to be drunk.
If only more people would have a drink or two, and then maybe there would be fewer uptight assholes in the world. Amen to that.
Anyhoo…As I mentioned the other day, Owner Mike and I have been playing a game at work called, Where’s Ryno?
We hide a picture of Ryno’s head in somewhere in the Drive-Thru and the other has to find it.
Yeah, I know we are both in our forties, but it’s fun, dammit!!
Here’s where I hid it for him to find Monday…
Ha, if all else fails, my kid could make a living as Mr. Zig-Zag. But let me tell ya, that damn well better be the closest Ryno ever comes to rolling papers.
I was off Monday but when I got to work Tuesday, I was staring into space as usual and happened to look up at the Grizzly tobacco sign.
Need a closer look?
Poor little buddy…his noggin had been placed in the mouth of the menacing, metallic Ursus arctos horribills, by Owner Mike.
It’s not all fun and games at work. We bleed customer service as we take care of our incredibly thirsty patrons.
And often, we reflect on how to make the world a better place. Take for instance, this picture of Owner Mike reflecting and ruminating while in his car.
See the smile? He is smiling because he just figured out a way to save the auto industry without a direct bailout.
Instead of simply handing the big three auto makers 30-40 Billion dollars of our money, Mike suggests this…
The Federal Government should issue a check to every taxpayer in the amount of $20,000.
The check has to be used to purchase a new car from one of the American car companies.
The owner will pay the difference if the car is pricier than that and they have to pay the tax on the car. So, the government will be getting some money back.
Demand for cars will shoot through the roof and thus auto workers will be working.
Feeder companies will be supplying, and the CEO’s won’t have the opportunity to waste the billions of dollars of our money.
Fucking Brilliant. Much like God intended, Mike is proof positive that selling and/or drinking beer makes one smarter.
And while he may appear to be a carefree, nearly always laughing regular Joe, he knows how to run a business and is pretty smart.
And if you think I’m sucking up or don’t believe me, just ask Schmoop, she grew up and went to school with him.
Now, if only Pizza Bill would let me take his picture…You could put a face with the other man with whom I work and who makes the best Goddamn pizza in the world.
C’mon Bill…Start commenting, let me take your picture, and embrace the wonderful world of the internets.
Cheers!!
