Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Faced With a Dilemma

It’s gonna be a cold and gray Sabbath here in Bagwine, Ohio today.

The high will only reach 26 today, so the Drive Thru is going to be a cold and painful place for me today.

I will be spending eight hours doling out the imbibeables inside of a virtual icebox.

Brrrrrrrrr.

It’s supposed to get even colder later in the week, which has lead me to a bit of a conundrum.

I’m thinking about growing a full beard. I mean, I have had my goat for a few years, but haven’t had a full beard in ages.

It’s hard to tell from the picture, but I have let more than my goat grow in for a couple of days now.

I’m not used to it; it itches me, but a full beard could offer some protection from the harshness of the bitter cold of January and February in Ohio.

Will I look stupid in it I ask myself.? Will it detract from my dashing good looks? Will people see me as some kind of caveman?

Will anybody even notice and/or give a shit? These are the burning questions on my mind…and on my face.

I don’t know what to do. Should I go all Billy Mays on you all? I need your guidance, folks.

I prayed to the Baby Jeebus over this.

He responded by telling me that facial hair wasn’t his bailiwick, however, he did suggest that I choose a different earring for my next picture.

Jeebus is a hoot.

Well, there you have it. Let me know what you think.

Schmoop has already weighed in on the issue.

She said that if I grow a full beard, less of my face would be showing, and that wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

She’s such a bitch so precious. She kids because she loves.

Well my friends, if you have an opinion please pass it along.

If you’d like to tell me that I really need to concern myself with more important things, that’s fine too.

Happy Sabbath to you all.

Cheers!!