Matt-Man's Allies: Let The Political Mudslinging Begin

Things are really taking off on the campaign front. I have received major support and a new ad on behalf of a powerful 527 Political Group.

If you are not familiar with that term, 527s are independent groups that support certain candidates and issues, while not being directly tied to the candidate's campaign.

A couple of the more well-known of these groups are Swift Boat Veterans for Truth whose ads helped to sink the Kerry campaign in 2004, and MoveOn.org which is frequently attacking President Bush.

MoveOn.org is the organization that put out a full page ad in the New York Times attacking General Petraeus back in September.

These groups, while controversial, can be very helpful to a campaign…especially in the area of going negative on their preferred candidate’s opponents.

Evidently, there is a powerful 527 group out there that has hopped aboard the Matt-Man for President bandwagon.

They have produced the following ad. The ad is very well done, and only 1 minute 46 seconds long, so please watch it if you can…



I know Presidential candidates aren’t supposed to cry, but I must admit, I misted up just a tiny bit. And what the hell...Why should I try to contain my tears of hope and promise for this great land of ours?

The group’s CEO, Marcus Absent, told me to let you know this...please feel free to post this ad on your site and/or more importantly email the link of this YouTube ad to your local TV outlets.

Help spread this message of hope!! I know I will be doing just that.

I want to thank those of you who have submitted a question(s) to me about where I stand on important issues.

I will start posting my responses to them tomorrow (Stream of Consciousness Friiiday will be on hiatus for a little bit).

If you haven’t submitted one or would like to send another one, please feel free to email me or simply post your query into the comments section.

The feeling around our campaign headquarters is electric. I hope you feel it as well, and that you use that electricity for the purposes of good and not evil. Until tomorrow…

Cheers!!

A New COW and a New Campaign Ad

Cold and Dreary…Two words that not only describe the weather here, but also a pair of words that sum up the mood of our country. Cold and Dreary.

I have a plan to change things and reverse the dour national mood if elected President. I am going to turn the beat around, so that everyday is a celebration.

More on that later, but now let us turn our attention to that nascent Saturday tradition that we are finding that we can’t live without. Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the…

Comment of the Week

This week’s comment comes from Dana over at Amid Life’s Crises. Yesterday I was talking about our temperature being a mere 1 Degree F.

By using a blend of meteorology, personal fantasy, and philosophical underpinnings, she put things into perspective for all of us…

“At least you have ONE degree! We are 14 in the hole ... which might be fun if I weren't talking about the weather …”

Congratulations to Dana on not only being this week’s COW, but a great reviewer as well. I have used another of her comments to post in my blog review section on the upper right side of this site. This Land of Lincoln babe is on a roll.

Please stop by her Blog and give her some Bagwine lovin’. To go to her site, simply click HERE.

As I said in my opening, this country is in the doldrums. Oh sure, other Presidential candidates will offer tax cuts, secure borders, and promise to keep you safe from terrorists. Blah, blah, blah, and bite me. Four years later nothing will have changed.

Our country will still be in a funk…

Well, if I am elected I’ll turn our collective funk into a funky ball-bustin’ nationwide bash. It’ll be perpetual party time in America.

Our first soiree will be a Welcome Home party as soon as I enact Penis Interruptus on our Babylonian Blow Job, and bring our men and women home from Iraq.

So fire up the grills, tap the kegs, and crack open the top shelf liquor…It’s Party Time in America, Again. Enjoy the new ad…

I’m gonna be hangin’ with Ryno this morning, and after that enjoying a little Saturday afternoon libation with Schmoop here at the Bagwine digs.

I hope you enjoy your weekend. And I hope to see you all back here tomorrow for our Sunday Morning Church Disservice.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man's Presidential Campaign: Let's Get It On

Well folks, make sure you put this on your site, alert the press, and send it off to all of your voting age friends.

The Matt-Man Presidential Campaign Juggernaut is on the road to victory.

Enjoy this my friends, our first of many campaign ads...

Light the torch of hope, and crack open a fifth of Bagwine. The occupation of the White House is drawing nigh.

Cheers!!