Wow, What a Day!!

Elements of yesterday's kick-off of my Blog Break Party...Two cartons of smokes and two cases of beer!!

Two ginormous top sirloin steaks...

A little mood music...What? It makes her randy.

See?

Let's cover those steaks with tomatos and onions, and pop them in the oven...

Add some Cheesy Garlic Toast ala Matt-Man...Verdict?

Two drunken thumbs up!!

A naked Matt-Man carrying a naked Schmoop off to make some naked magic happen.

(artist's conception)

I have to work tonight for a few hours, but when I get home at 9 tonight, the whole orgy of bodily sensations starts anew through Sunday morn.

It is so hard on one's body to have a good time.

As soon as I can sit at my computer without the fear of throwing up all over my keyboard, I'll try to catch up with ya all.

Cheers!!

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Summer Shave

It’s a sunny, first official summer Sunday morn of 2008 here in Bagwine, Ohio…

What better way to celebrate the first weekend of summer, other than to have my personal stylist come over and shave my head.

Yepper doodle…Schmoop’s brother came over yesterday and shaved my noggin.

Always putting safety first, we performed the shorning of my skull before we got overly shit faced.

Here are the before and after results…

Before…Yeah, I know, I am one handsome bastard.

Here I am standing in front of our apartment complex dumpster on this beautiful day of the Sabbath.

Why in front of the dumpster?

Because Bagwine Heads, Sunday morning is a great time to scavenge for left over pizza that people threw out Saturday night. I’m always thinking.

Ahhhhh. There me is…In the full glory of a shaved head brightly shining against the lush green backdrop provided by the Lord.

Oh yeah Bitches, we’re havin' Church!!

Amen, and Amen...

Well, folks, if it's Sunday it means I am selling potent potables to the masses from 11-7 today.

I hope you enjoy your Sunday. We're supposed to have severe storms later. Maybe the beer drinkers will stay home and the day won't be too busy.

And now, our Sunday Serenade. No reason for this one, other than I like the tune. Enjoy.

Cheers!!

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