I’ve nothing to do other than go over to Ryno’s house and feed the 16 year old cat, Sherlock.
Ryno and his mom have shot up to Chi-Town for his cousin’s H.S. graduation, so I’ll be feeding old Sherlock and keeping an eye on
Once again, my selflessness shines through.
I’ll make sure to shoot a video of big, arthritic, toothless, geriatric Sherlock for you all.
Schmoop’s brother, David, shaved my head Thursday. Lookin’ good, no?
Bring on the heat because my noggin is shorn, Bitches!!
The Beer Mine has been hoppin’ with the arrival of summer weather. The Drive-Thru has been poppin’ with a plethora of thirsty, busty chicks.
Of course, Drive-By Mikey’s fave babe is Mizz Victoria…Here’s a picture of her that hangs in the place.
I thought perhaps, I should have my own autographed picture of a hot babe hanging up, so I put this one up the other day…
Ha. Rock On, Schmoop. Once Mikey saw it, he came up with a better idea. He said…
“Hey Matt-Man…We need to turn Schmoop’s picture into a scratch and sniff. We could make some money off of it.”
So, this is the picture that is now framed and hanging in an extremely prominent place in the Drive-Thru for every damn customer to view:
Oh yeah…That picture went up late Friday afternoon, and by 8:30 Friday night, Schmoop had become the object of desire of more than a few men, and one chick.
A few of the remarks I heard were…”Wow, who’s that?” “Damn, who’s that Schmoop chick?” “I’d like to see more of that!!”
And the best remark/question of all: "What's wayward mean?"
Take THAT, Mizz Victoria!! Who knows? Maybe Mikey and Schmoop will make some money off of it after all.
Another interesting thing that happened at work this week occurred Tuesday night.
I had a bit of down time and took the opportunity to shoot a fourteen second video. I don’t typically try to do impersonations, but the mood just happened to hit me.
I improvised the final courtroom scene from “A Few Good Men” featuring Jack Nicholson and applied it to the confines of the Drive-Thru.
Enjoy…
Wasn’t that wonderful? Of course it was…
Enjoy your Saturday all.
I am going to spend mine drinking, listening to music, and later tonight, firing up some brats and making some of the best damned baked beans the world has ever tasted.
And hopefully, end up getting laid by that busty, Bagwine, Ohio pin-up girl, Schmoop.
Cheers!!
