Toungin' Hillary And Eatin' Tuna

It's Election Day here in the Buckeye State, and at 6:30 AM the polls open.

I plan on being there to cast my vote as soon as they open.

Appropriately enough, I vote at a church. So goes Matt-Man, so goes God.

As I have said, I am voting for H-Rod. Maybe she will be at my polling location shaking hands.

I sure hope so, cuz I'll plant a big ol' wet kiss on her mouth, slip her a little tongue, and finish off with a firm reach around. I do so love democracy.

As promised, I made Tuna Casserole yesterday. It was Yum-Oh, and I plan on having it again today.

There's plenty left because Schmoop refuses to eat tuna. What a lousy lesbian she would make.

Which, makes me sad because I would love to see her enagaged in some hot chick on chick action.

But I digress...Follow me if you will, through the journey of the Tuna Casserole ala' Bagwine.

Here are most of my ingredients...I also use a bit of milk. Keep some Bagwine handy as well.

I cook the noodles in salted water and then drain. See that was easy, wasn't it?

I mix the noodles, tuna, cracker crumbs, potato soup, parsley, and onion in the pot and add the following:

A glob of Sour Cream, a modicum of milk, and a smattering of butter. Make sure you use those exact measurements!!

Let the conglomeration cool, and then spoon out into a buttered baking dish. Top with Velveeta, Butter, cracker crumbs, and parsley. Mmmmmm, my uvula is getting a Hard-On already!!

Put into a pre-heated 450 degree oven for 10 minutes, and then turn back to 375 for another 30-35 minutes.

While it is baking, drink some Wild Irish Rose. Unfortunately, I was out of it last night, so I drank the better part of a bottle Vodka.

After a total of 45 minutes, or when you start to see the Vodka Fairies, whichever comes first, pull that dish of deliciousness out of the oven.

Mmmmmmm, Mangia!! It was excellent, and will taste even better today. I hope you try it.

Not only is it a taste bud sensation, the smell is unique and intoxicating.

I can only descibe the aroma as being akin to what my olfactory senses experienced when I engaged in a 69 with a mermaid last summer.

Earth's wonderful oceans...Full of bounty and booty!!

Well, I am off to take a shower and then go vote. When I get back, I promise to catch up on everyone's blog. Enjoy.

Cheers!!