Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Women Suck!!

I hate to get all pissy with a group of people that I love , but…

What is with you women? Holy Cow!!

Schmoop has always told me that women are more catty than men, but I didn’t want to believe it.

Oh sure, men will stand around and make fun of other guys, but not to the level of you chicks. Holy Shit!!

Schmoop is right, and she has always, since the day I met her, said, “ Women are cunts.” I agree in a way, and allow to me to ‘splain.

What is it with you chicks?

There are like, uh, a billion cocks out there…go get one. Oh…

You want the one Sally is using…or Molly…or Nikki?

Oy Vey, Bitches…and this time, I…mean…Bitches!!

I have never seen a gaggle of people more nit-picky, judgmental, and “do as I say, not as I do” people in my life.

Don’t get me wrong…

I love you women, and you have never done anything wrong to me, except take my house and ask for more, but as much as you have always been my best friends…

Ya suck…to each other.

Hell’s fire…I complain how popular mommy blogs are, but half the comments I read on those blogs are from chicks saying that Mommy Blogger ain’t doin’ it right.

A chick I went to High School with wanted an opinion on shaving her hoo-ha and some comments revolved around her needing to do something else.

Hell, she was just asking if it was yea or nay on the hoo-ha shaving.

Why, in general do some women internalize? Why do they think its all about them? Why do they want the best of both worlds?

And by that I mean, I want to be treated just like a guy, but as a woman at the same time? What? Oh Hell, you know what I mean....

Speaking of women…Boy Howdy, Here’s One.

Here’s my friend Desert Rat modeling a Bagwine T-Shirt!!

She’s gorgeous, however, you may say,

She’s exploiting herself…To which I say, “She’s a fucking scientist and has a mind of her own; there’s no exploitation. Dumb Ass.”

Have a wonderful Thursday, and thanks for the picture, my friend. You…are…HAWT!!

Cheers!!