I don’t mind working on Saturdays because people tip well on Saturdays and more importantly, people who come through are in a good mood.
I like happy people. I like being around people who are happy. Happiness makes me happy. Just like gonorrhea, happiness is infectious.Anyhoo…
I have a couple of random thoughts before I depart for my shift at the Beer Mine.
Tomorrow I am putting up my first advertisement on Bagwine. I don’t put much crap on my sidebar. I like simplicity and unclutteredness. However…
Long time Bagwine buddy and funny woman Marilyn runs her own business, and I wanted to offer what little help and promotion I could, so I told her to send me an artsy link button.
She sent me one, and tomorrow I shall post it prominently upon the sidebar of my beloved Bagwine Ruminations page.
It may help her. After all, yesterday my site had 1248 first time visitors and nearly 2,000 page views, and you know why?
Because of that stupid Heidi Montag/Megan Fox Naked post I did some time ago. Ha.
They weren’t even naked on my site and yet the Googles directed horny men and women to my site through searches.
I’m a fucking genius.
Did you know that some companies make wheelchairs for dogs? I was astounded to find this out.
Dogs today have Chef Michael food, orthopedic beds, and wheelchairs. I’m thinking to myself, how I can get into the pussification of dogs business?
I came up with a great idea. I’m going to have sex with chicks, get them pregnant, and raise and train the children as, are you ready for this?
Seeing Eye Humans for Blind Dogs!! Once again, I’m a fucking genius.If any of you ladies out there want to help me get the business off the ground, let me know; we’ll have sex. And remember…
"Every time we fuck, a blind dog gets his sight back."
And there you have it folks. My gift to you on this wonderful April Saturday.
Have fun, drink a lot, and have plenty of sex, after all…
There’s a blind dog out there who needs you to cum.
Cheers!!
