Festivus and Photographs

Well it’s the week leading up to Christmas, and I know you’re all busy so I shall be brief. Well…

As brief as I can be…

If you didn’t catch Jayman and I RAW on I’m With Stupid last Thursday at 11 PM EST, you can listen to it here:

Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio

And, for your programming information, this Thursday December 23rd at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, we will be having our Festivus Celebration!!

Jay and I will be airing our grievances and you are free to listen, and call in with yours. Lay it on us, Bitches…Tell us what you hate about us. It’ll be Festivus fun for one and all!!

With that being said…

There is a new website in the blogosphere that needs your attention. It is the brand new website of my friend and everyone’s favorite Drive-Thru owner, Drive-By Mikey!!

He has a site up and for those of you who know him and his antics, it is nothing that you would expect from him.

The name of his site is, Drive-By Mike Photography and you can check it out by clicking HERE.

It’s just getting going but it has some goooood shit on it.


So, if you get a chance check him out, and thanks!!

Time to write a Festivus Song for Thursday so, I’ll catch up with ya sometime today!!

Cheers!!

Keith Olbermann Suspended By MSNBC...For Two Days!! Talk About Your I'm With Stupid Moment!!

If you haven’t heard...

Keith Olbermann was suspended “indefinitely” on Friday by MSNBC for violating a campaign contribution policy placed by MSNBC on their talking head types.

Some of you are probably asking…

“So?”

Some of you are saying…

“Good!!”

Many of you are probably asking…

“Who?”

Olbermann is a pretentious bastard who does an uber-left talk/opinion/agree with me or go to hell, type political show on MSNBC weeknights at 8 PM EST.

Against the MSNBC policy of their hosts contributing to political campaigns without permission, Olbermann along with his ginormous ego donated to three Democratic candidates this past year.

He was “indefinitely” suspended, well…if indefinitely means for two shows.

MSNBC wimped out, and Penis Envy Keith will be back Tuesday night and I’m sure he will be painting a canvass with a broad brush of hyperbole and histrionics that only he can.

I loathe him, and I am disappointed in MSNBC for their mere slap on the wrist of such a lying hypocrite.

Olbermann and his buddy Rachel Maddow (also on MSNBC) claim to have no agenda. Ha!!

They pimp out a far left agenda on MSNBC just as obviously as Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck pimp out the far right on FOX News.

It’s a joke, and so is Olbermann. And now..?

Some fun!!

This Friday November 12th at 11 PM EST on I’m with Stupid, Jay and I will be discussing all the social networking and media outlets that are everywhere.

Facebook, Twitter, Blogging etc. will be the topic of discussion.

We want to know why you use them. Perhaps why don’t, and all that jazz.

This subject is also the opening to a new segment that we will be doing every week on I’m With Stupid if we can get you to participate with us.

Beginning this Friday, in addition to the social media topic and all of our other fun and frivolity we want to interview YOU!!

If you have a blog and it is current and active we want to ask you questions about it and help you to pimp it out just like Keith Olbermann does the far left agenda!!

We will be doing one blog a week and really get into the what, whys, and where-to-fores of your blogsite.

If you would like to be a special guest of I’m With Stupid in this respect let Jay or I know and we will have you on the air with us and pimp out you and your website.

Especially for this week’s show, let us know no later than Wednesday so we can go through your blog and prepare for a good interview.

So let us know by emailing us…

Jay: jayman3768@gmail.com

Or…

Matt: neshobadude@yahoo.com

Have a wonderful Monday Chuckleheads, and as always…

Cheers!!

Men Have Become Pussies!!

Let me tell ya this…

I don’t get pissed off that often, but man, I did yesterday…

My good friend, and one of my future ex-wives Dana, pointed out how her son was getting bullied.

I commented, and then hilarity ensued in the form of puss boy Doggy Bloggy.

Immediately after his response, I contacted Dana, and asked…

“Do you care if I go after this guy?”

After I was given permission to say whatever the hell I wanted to, I did just that.

You know what I got from the ensuing back and forth tirades between Doggy Boy and myself? Heartache!!

And not from Doggy, although he tried, but he is of feeble mind and has no dick, anyhoo…

I got the “shut-up” from some of Dana’s readers.

Yep. I was defending a friend of mine, one who was, ironically being bullied and I was told to “shut up”, “get over it”, “quit your pissing contest” by some readers of her.

I don’t get it…

Have we come to the point where many of the Bloggers are nothing but a bunch of pussies?

Are there a majority of people who lay comments in hopes of getting a return comment so they simply agree with the blogger and/or just leave something bland?

Fuck that.

Dana’s kid was bullied and although, a big kid, I defended him and her, and all I got was, “shut up, you’re being a dick.”

I thought blogging and forums of this type were for free discussion. I thought blogging was a catalyst for ideas, views, and personal expression.

Actually, blogging is exactly for those things…

However, some people don’t like what they hear, and when they hear it.

Me? I love to hear whatever you got and I don’t mind if you agree with me or another commenter.

It’s all good.

Cheers!!

And Words Are All I Have...

I discovered something yesterday by accident. My post about Jackson’s service yesterday was my 1,200th post.

1,200!! That’s a lot of damn posts, Bitches!!

I figure, that averaging conservatively at 350 words per post…since May of 2006, I have written 420,000 words upon the pages of Bagwine Ruminations.

At least 100 of those words I completely made up and foisted upon today’s vernacular. I’ll have to go back and make a list at some point.

Of those posts, some have been funny, some touching…some quite smart, some infantile…some heretical, some downright pornographic.

Over these 3+ years and 1,200 posts, I have introduced to you my cat, Corky. You have met my couch, Kelly. You had the pleasure of meeting my one true love…me Wild Irish Rose Schmoop.

Members of my family and Schmoop’s have graced the pages. You’ve met people like Hair Care Aker, Bagwine Kringle, Pizza Bill, Dave, and the apple of my eye, Ryno.

Some of you have witnessed me go from weighing 260 lbs to 180 lbs. You have endured my Meatless Lents.

Many of you have seen pictures of me Half-Nekkid on these pages. A few of the luckier readers have seen me completely nekkid.

Those who have seen me in that state, and the email attachments containing said poses, will be kept forever under wraps. Won’t they…WON’T THEY!!?

I have talked about how I would love to have sex with the likes of Tyra Banks and Jessica Alba. I have had sex with many of you as well.

Trust me, in my mind, damn near all of the chicks who have visited here have been pictured naked and been the catalyst for a bit of hot hand-to-wanker action.

I have openly discussed my desire to have a sex change and become a lesbian porn star. I refuse you nothing from the burning pit of my soul.

Within the previous 1,200 posts I have discussed my intimate relation with the Holy Baby Jeebus.

I have made fun of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Evangelical nut jobs, and religion in general.

I guess I haven’t tried embarrass Scientology and its followers. Eh, I feel that Tom Cruise is doing a pretty damn good job of that on his own, so why bother?

I have satirically jabbed at Kwanzaa, the word “retard”, use of the word “gay”, and the hypocrisy of the human species. I think most importantly, I have no problem making fun of myself.

Anything “politically correct” is always on my radar screen and will continue to be a big part of my comedy food pyramid.

As will both left and right wing nuts…politicians…uptight fuck wads who know claim to know what’s best for others, and of course, my personal Lord, savior and drinking buddy, Jeebus Christ.

Yes indeed…1,200 posts have come and gone. And my friends, what exactly have we learned?

Not a God Damn thing. Ha. Seriously, though...I have learned that it’s okay to be serious, while not taking oneself too seriously.

I have learned that there are quite a few people in this world who are assholes, and I thank them for the material.

I have also learned that my regular readership is made up of adults.

Adults in the sense, that they are mature enough to disagree and still come back…mature enough to allow others to enjoy offensive material…mature enough to tell others and be told by others to go fuck themselves and still wear a smile.

I dig that.

Here’s to the next 1,200 posts, and thanks for stopping by.

Cheers!!