I am going to be swamped today!!
I work 11-9 today and, AND, a bunch of stuff I did for tomorrow’s show has “disappeared”. What the Fuck!?
On top of that, I am going to see Ryno when I get done at work, and then I will come home and have to “pleasure” the Schmoop…like I did last night, and let me tell ya…
I was on the top of my oral game last night. Boy Howdy!!
Anyhoo…
Then, after pleasuring Schmoop, I have to re-write and re-record all my shit from yesterday that I lost. Oy!!
Could somebody bring me a burger or a slice of pizza in the meantime? I mean, c’mon!!
I must say…
If Jay and I manage to get through the show without interference from Time-Warner, BTR, or Google Phone, it is going to be a hilarious and fun-filled installment of I’m With Stupid tomorrow.
In addition to our usual good natured banter and weekly NFL picks, Jay and I are going to be tea bagging each other and our listeners live, on-air!!
On I’m With Stupid tomorrow at 11 AM EDT, we will be discussing all things political. We will make fun of everyone who thinks they deserve your vote.
We have an interview with Christine O’Donnell, political ads, and we will celebrate my son’s 16th birthday when Ryan calls in at 11:30.
Much like my ego…Itsa gunna be HUGE!!
So, there you have it.
Please join us tomorrow at 11 AM EDT, because, as you will find out, it will be the last time that you can…
Happy Saturday, Bitches, and as always…
Cheers!!
It’s Friiiiiday so you know what that means, kids. That’s Rig-h--…
Er…Nope. No Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™ this week. Today?
We’re going to have a show promo for the I’m with Stupid Blog Talk Radio show that Jay and I do on Sunday’s at 11 AM EDT and I have some birthday wishes as well.
Let’s start with the birthday shout-outs, shall we? Great!!
First up, my niece Anna.
Anna turns 16 on Saturday and in those 16 years she has managed to overcome her shallow gene pool and become a bright, young lady. Here's wishing a Sweet Sixteen to Anna. Happy Birthday!!
Secondly. Anna’s uncle and one of my brothers celebrates his birthday on Saturday as well. That’s right.
My brother Denny, also known as Big D, Den-Den, and Queer Bastard turns 59.
Ol’ Den spent most of his adult life in the newspaper business as a journalist and editor for a variety of papers. He never won a Pulitzer but he does have a significant claim to fame.
Throughout his career he gave new meaning to the phrase, “yellow journalism”. You see...
Whether out covering a breaking story or sitting behind his editor’s desk, he had a frequent and uncontrollable habit of urinating all over himself.
Denny is a funny SOB as well. When I saw him last weekend, he said to me, “Hey Matt…I really like the new look of your website.”
I thanked him and he replied, “The content still sucks, but I do like the look.” Ha. Bastard.
Anyhoo…Happy Birthday to Brother Denny!!
Lastly, this Sunday, Anna’s cousin, Denny’s nephew, and my son, Ryan, celebrates his 16th birthday.
I was thinking. Ryno was but a mere 11 years old when I started Bagwine Ruminations, and now he is a 16 year old High School sophomore. Holy Cow!!
More on Ryno later in this post and on his actual birthday this Sunday. And now….it’s time to get stupid.
This Sunday at 11 AM EDT on I’m With Stupid, Jay and I will be having a Tea Party of our own as we discuss all things political.
We will be discussing the various races, the various stupidity surrounding this election season, and which politicos we think are hot. And…
As it is a Tea Party of sorts we will decry government run amok and see if we can’t get the Federal Interstate Highway System dismantled.
So if you live near I-75, I-5, or I-whatever, you may want to find an alternate route pretty quickly. ‘Cause “The Man” and his fancy roads are goin’ down.
We will also have an exclusive IWS interview with GOP Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell, our NFL picks of the week, perhaps a call from Dour Mike to update us on his wacky, madcap lifestyle, and get this…
We may have an uber-special guest calling in. The Birthday Boy hizzelf, my son, Ryno. Dig It!! So folks…
Help us berate and mock the American political system along with celebrating Ryno’s birthday by listening and calling in to I’m With Stupid Sunday at 11 AM EDT on Blog Talk Radio.
You can find our show’s BTR page by clicking HERE.
Have a wonderful weekend, and as always…
Cheers!!
Well it’s official…Christine O’Donnell has won the Republican Primary for U.S. Senator from Delaware.
The Bible beatin’, don’t you dare masturbate, Tea Party Express and Sarah Palin endorsed moron defeated long time Republican congressman Mike Castle in Tuesday’s Senate primary.
Along with Senate candidates Joe Miller (R-AK) and Sharron Angle (R-NV) she is now the third corner of the, Tri-Cornered Tea Party Hat of Stupidity.
Oh Dear God, what has this country wrought? Come January, these three unqualified boneheads could actually being standing on the Senate floor!! Legislating!!
Wow…just…fucking…wow!!
Much like Obama has allowed the far left-wing of the Democratic party to hijack his agenda and common sense, the GOP is getting hijacked by far-right wing ass clowns.
Political moderation, informed debate, and the era of greatness within the halls of Congress have long passed.
The political lines are now drawn so acutely, that there is no room for moderation, for compromise, for intellectual thought.
Political ideologies are fast becoming two camps with a “my way or the highway” mindset. It’s sad, and Rep. Mike Castle in my thinking has become the poster child for that.
You see, Castle during his nine term run in Congress earned a 56 rating from the American Conservative Union. The scale goes from 0 (The Devil) to 100 (Praise Jeebus, He’s One of Ours!!).
Castle’s rating seems to indicate he’s played it nearly right down the middle over 18 years. Well folks, some people don’t like that. It’s Heresy!!
He’s a man without a party and Tuesday night he paid for it with his political career.
His down the middle, debate and compromise career of public service has been truncated by a lying, hyper-ideological, pool of puke, and blunt force to the head damaged chick named Christine O’Donnell.
O’Donnell won. Extreme ideology won. Common sense lost.
Party labels have become more important than what is best for the country. I have a suggestion as to how fix this increasingly obvious problem.
We ban political parties. Just as with many local offices and judgeship elections, ALL elections will be non-partisan.
No D, R, Green, Libertarian, etc, ad infinitum will appear next to any candidate’s name on any ballot. Each and every candidate will be on his or her own and will have to win based on their platforms and ideas.
I like this idea for two reasons…One, candidates will have to actually have ideas and communicate to the electorate!! And two?
I would love to go to the polls and watch the heads of voters assplode when they break out into in a sweat and scream…
“Hey!! There’s no D or R next to the names. How do I know who to vote for!? Oh the Humanity!!”
Ha…The D and the R make life so easy. One need not think for themselves when they have the D and R to fall back on.
Voters might actually have to shut off Olbermann, Maddow, Hannity, and Limbaugh and think for themselves if this plan was implemented.
What a fucking shame, but it just might put this nation back on track and restore greatness and meaning to the phrase, American Statesman.
If this trend of electing ideological morons continues, our country will be on a path of crash and burn.
If these three jokers who I mentioned are elected, America will be on flight to nowhere… or worse.
It would be like me getting on airplane sitting next to some dude who looks like Payne Stewart and hearing:
“Welcome to American Flight 93, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Captain Earhart and I hope you enjoy your time on board. Our in-flight movie today is The Buddy Holly Story. Fasten your Seatbelts!!”
Cheers!!
