Just Like Obama, My Son is Special!!

I just had an impromptu thought...

I will be spending tomorrow morning and early afternoon with Ryno, at the SW Ohio District Science Fair.

My son managed to pull a last minute experiment out of his ass that somehow was rated superior in two previous science fairs put his nose to the grindstone, put together an exquisite experiment involving bacteria, and has advanced to the State District finals.

He’s special. Special indeed. In fact, he should follow President Obama’s lead and enter the Special Olympics.

Oh sure…He can’t be a Special Olympics bowler like the O-Man, but there’s gotta be something at which Ryno could excel.

Ha. The O-Man discovered Thursday night why no sitting President has ever appeared on The Tonight Show.

Why, you ask? Because on these types of shows one loosens up and ultimately says something that will undoubtedly offend some people.

When I heard the President compare his bowling skills to that of a Special Olympian on the Leno show, I chuckled and simultaneously said to myself, “Oh Boy!! You’re going to get ripped for that remark.”

Actually, I said to myself, “Holy Shit, the retards will be clumsily stumbling out of the woodwork over this.”

Okay that’s not quite true either…

I actually said to myself, “Holy Shit, the retards will be clumsily stumbling out of their restraints while drooling incessantly over this one.”

Yeah, that’s what I said to myself.

Ha. Hey O-Man…I hope you enjoy scrutiny because it comes with the job.

Don’t think you can say what many people might find funny in private, because just like members of Congress are feigning outrage over the AIG bonuses, people will feign outrage over this.

And…I’ll be sure to make fun of it. Yeah, I’m a bipartisan bastard in that respect.

Man, I dig not being President, 'cause I can degrade the mentally challenged and suffer no drop in poll numbers.

That is so cool.

Cheers!!