On the first day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receiveA cure for his social disease
On the second day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
On the third day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
On the fourth day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Foreplay for hours
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
One the fifth day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Five Penis Rings…
Foreplay for hours
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
On the sixth day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Six cheeks displaying
Five Penis Rings…
Foreplay for hours
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
On the seventh day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Seven cameras filming
Six cheeks displaying
Five Penis Rings…
Foreplay for hours
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
On the eighth day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Eight maids a-milking (How can I improve upon that!?)
Seven cameras filming
Six cheeks displaying
Five Penis Rings…
Foreplay for hours
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
On the ninth day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Nine minutes resting
Eight maids a-milking
Seven cameras filming
Six cheeks displaying
Five Penis Rings…
Foreplay for hours
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
On the tenth day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Ten cords of nylon
Nine minutes resting
Eight maids a-milking
Seven cameras filming
Six cheeks displaying
Five Penis Rings…
Foreplay for hours
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Eleven aspirin tablets
Ten cords of nylon
Nine minutes resting
Eight maids a-milking
Seven cameras filming
Six cheeks displaying
Five Penis Rings…
Foreplay for hours
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a cure for his social disease
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Matt-Man did receive
Twelve kegs of bagwine
Eleven aspirin tablets
Ten cords of nylon
Nine minutes resting
Eight maids a-milking
Seven cameras filming
Six cheeks displaying
Five Penis Rings…
Foreplay for hours
Three French whores
Two Rubber Gloves
And A Cure For His Social Disease!!
If all of this comes to fruition I will be exhausted but I will certainly delight in the fact that it was time well spent. See ya tomorrow for Streaming Fridays.
Cheers…
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21 comments:
Do the whores have to be French? What is it? Do they have the whore market cornered over there????
-N
Well, Wendz is French (sort-of, at least she lives there)..and she's been looking for sex, maybe she can find some friends.....
Matt, that's one helluva Christmas. But I thought men weren't so much into foreplay. And I don't even want to know how the ten cords of nylon will be used.
This sounds like the greatest porn ever.
Foreplay for hours -- hmmm...I'm impressed. Unless, of course, you are the only recipient, then I'd have to come and hurt you...
Nat: The French whores replace the three french hens. Personally, I prefer Canadian hookers because they crave the attention.
Aisby: Foreplay rocks!! And as far as the nylon, I tend to get tied up with my work.
Allie: If only it would come true. Of course I would probably have to replace the eleven aspirin with eleven viagra.
Songbird, because I have such a big heart, I find it much more satisfying to give than to receive...Cheers!!
Matt-man: I knew you were a total giver! Foreplay for hours -- I'm impressed.
You're an inspiration to all us pervs out there.
ho ho ho
mo
Well Mo I appreciate that. I guess you could call me a sexual philanthropist.
Foreplay for hours and only nine minutes of resting? I´m deeply impressed =)
A bien tôt, mon ami *grin*
Well, Matt-Man, if you truly are in a giving mood, I'm MORE than happy to be a recipient...giggle, giggle...
Its a gift Sanni ; )~ One that I am always happy to share.
I'll be down your chimney as soon as I can songbird!!
LOL...is all i can say.....
Will you post the film?
I sang along with every verse!
This definitely needs to become a music video. :)
By the way, I twirled your monkey around by the tail a couple dozen times... hope it was good for you.
Consider the banana an extra.
**** singing!! 5 Fun~Yum ringsssss****
Lol ty ty for the giggle this eve!!
You're a sexual superman? Amazinger and amazinger. :-D
Wendz! I seem to recall a certain recent post claiming different.
Mr Matt, a fine fine carol. I'm sure the neighbours have been cheerily singing along as you carrol at their doors.
Odat: I'll make certain to post it. Unedited in all of its carnal glory!!
Janna: My monkey really enjoys a good twirl. And thanks for the banana, its full of potassium which is good because I'll need the strength.
Comment Deleted: You dont say?
Cheesy: You had me at yum.
Wendz: You are far from being a whore, but you are a hot little vixen.
Lizza: I can even jump Amazon women in a single bound!! Love the new pic.
Hiya Boy, and thanks. If my neighbors slam their door in my face is that a good sign or not?
I want you to know, I completely ignored my husbands story of his conversaation with his mom to sing this song out loud!!!! LMAO ah-ha-ha-ha-ha
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