I have so much to do today…some site maintenance, check out some new friends of Bagwine Ruminations, and go out into the rainy Ohio morning and pick up some Holiday accoutrements. Therefore and here to wit, today’s post will be a tad late. However, I am working on a new and soon to be classic Christmas song. You all know the song that tells the story of how “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”, well something not as deadly, but quite embarrassing happened to Grandpa. I have one verse completed, so until my return later today, I leave you with this musical interlude….Grandpa got his herpes from a reindeer
Having sex one snowy Christmas day
Please don’t be too hard on dear old Grandpa
Rudolph got him drunk and had his way.
Until later today, Cheers!!
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12 comments:
Oh I cant WAIT!! Something to grin about when I drag my ass home from work,,, drive safe!!
Herpes from a reindeer.
That sorry drunken bastard.
Looking forward to the rest of his song!
ho ho ho
mo
L-lysiene....
Poor grampa....
Peace
Sorry Mo, the song has hit some problematic bumps. But I will post my 12 Days of Christmas later today.
I am way ahead of ya odat. Poor gramps indeed.
Your song makes we want to drive all over town, and rearrage people's yard decorations into kama-sutra-esque positions. Think that may be a new holiday tradition!
You should do that Tigger, it'll spice up the holidays. By the way, I like to refer to it as Ka-Matt-Sutra...Cheers!!
Bestiality will mess you up every time.
Your comments along side your perfect mom picture go perfectly together. Too Funny. Cleanin' yet or are you still whacking your penguin?
I've enlisted the newly four Daughter #2 to do the dusting and Windexing for me! I'm such a bad mommy...doesn't match my cute picture does it. If I can just teach her to vacuum and cook, I'll be set!
And Aisby, make sure that you tell her, "NO WIRE HANGERS"...
Absolutely...I'll make sure to do that after she pours me a drink and eats her extra-rare steak.
I have one reindeer submissively reclining, and one reindeer standing proudly behind in the Stud Buck stance. What does that say about me?
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