Happy Tuesday to all of you. Today’s morning edition contains a couple of entries to our New Year’s Eve Date Contest, and a smattering of unadulterated begging and self-promotion.For those of you unfamiliar with the contest click HERE. Basically I was asking for witty stories from our fellow ruminators that describe the date that they had on New Year’s Eve with a famous person from past or present. They were allowed to choose from the following:
Mary Magdalene, Star Jones, Madame Curie, Gandhi, Herman Goering, Jayne Mansfield, Moses, Golda Meir, Rachel Ray, Carrot Top, Manuel Noriega, Jenna Jameson, Truman Capote, Sammy Davis Jr., Caligula, and lastly, Cleopatra.
The first two that I present for your perusal are in the form of a combination of Limerprosetry. First up, from the lovely History teacher from the south of the U.S., Aisby; a tale of her tender moment with Sammy Davis, Jr….Enjoy.
There once was a man named Sammy
His hands were cold and clammy.
When he touched my tit
I had a fit
And now he beats his sa-lammy
Ahhhhh Aisby, touching indeed.
And now from the Northeastern U.S., our friend Odat, and the story of her carnal experiences with the Great Mahatma.
It was New Year's Eve when I met Gandhi
He asked me if I were handy..
I put my hands down his pants
And he started to dance,
In his diaper pants, he sure looked dandy!
We opened the bottle of champagne
He started to dance again!
He shook his lil hienie, his bald head so shiny,
He was as hot as a flame!
His bald head and diaper turned me on,
And, as the night wore on,
I pulled at his diaper
He got all sorts of hyper
and screamed "you can't see my hard-on"!"
I am a holy man, you see
I'm not to get hard like a tree"
I told him to stick it
I wanted to lick it
I think I love you Gandhi!
He left with stars in his eyes
I think he loved his surprise
I complied with his bid
Do you wonder what I did??
I think you all can surmise. ;-)
Odat made him one with everything…Good Job and thanks to both of you.
And now a moment of pleading. The 2007 Bloggie Awards are upon us and I need your help. It is late in the game but you have until tomorrow to nominate your fave blogs. I have nominated many of you already. If you get a chance CLICK HERE and nominate Bagwine Ruminations in either the Humor or New Blog category or both!!
I will be back later today and will be posting a couple more entries on tomorrow’s morning edition, until then, Cheers!!
11 comments:
OK OK --going to nominate--and LOL at the dates
Thanks alot TB. I guess since Sammy's been dead for awhile his hands would be kinda cold and clammy. Cheers!!
And now he beats his sa-lammy/// lmao lmao!!
How about that Cheesy...Sammy Davis Jr. grabs one tit and Aisby goes ballistic!! Go Figure.
Those were quite the lyrical dates!
I'm still laughing at "beats his sa-lammy"
These were awesome!
Lyrical indeed, Mo. I hear that Odat now calls Gandhi, "The Great Ma-HOT-ma"
And now I can't get rid of him...geeze...HELP!!!!!!!!!1
(Aisby, is that how Sammy lost his eye????? Oh my!!!!!!!)
Matt, Thanks for putting this all together..had fun doing it...and I can't wait to read the others).
Peace
(Two touchings today!!)
Hahahaha! I'm giggling madly now. Wonderful idea, Matt! I enjoyed funny these entries from these two great ladies.
Okay, Aisby's Limerick is pure fucking genius. I like them both, actually. lol
My pleasure odat, good job. After I post them all I'll decide who gets what. Thanks for playing and my monkey thanks you.
Lizza, they indeed did a good job, bu ti do feel sorry for Sammy, poor fellow.
Allie: Such a good job from a mild mannered History teacher.
LOL - I love them both. Hilarious =)
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