Thursday, January 25, 2007

Move Over Wayne Newton

It’s official, my little man will be performing Tom Lehrer’s song “Werner von Braun” tomorrow night in front of a live audience. The person in charge of the talent show part of the fundraiser approved his selection. I went to see Ryno last night and he has some wonderful ideas.

He will be singing the song on his knees with said knees atop his shoes so it looks as though he is only 2 1/2 feet tall. He will be dressed in a shirt, tie and an old suit coat of mine which will be touching the floor due to his diminished height. At the end when the lyrics say, “…and I’m learning Chinese” he will don a coolie cap similar to what you see Hop Sing wearing. Brilliant Sweetman, Brilliant!! I will be sure to have pictures and/or a video of the command performance as soon as I can.

I will be back later today for my typical masochistic ritual. Until then,
Cheers!!
P.S. I sure as hell hope that Blogger starts to run better than it has the last couple of days!!

18 comments:

Cheesy said...

Get out the polishing cloth... I foresee a Hollywood star of fame!

Schmoop said...

Damn Straight Cheesy!! Either that or a seriously disturbed chef.

Liz Hill said...

Oh my god--what a riot! You must get a pic.

y.Wendy.y said...

Geez when you said your little man I thought you meant your willy...nearly fell off my chair.

Phew! It's your son.

Yes Blogger has been a bitch this week. Gah!

jillie said...

That is something that you will have to follow through with pictures!!

HHNT ;o)

Schmoop said...

He is a riot and I will certainly get some pics.

HA....Wendz if my willy could sing I would filling stadiums across the globe. And yes Blogger has been horrific...Nice new look on your site!!

Schmoop said...

I will Jillie and screw the Half Nakedness of Thursday...I'm going ALL Nekkid today!! : )

Desert Songbird said...

No, I don't want photos - I want video of this one!

Thanks for the comment this morning, Matty me boy. Don'tcha worry - I'll always be me humble and wicked self!

Schmoop said...

That's good to know Songbird and I wouldnt expect anything less from the Desert Goddess. I will most assuredly try put up a video of it.

RW said...

Hey matt-man cant wait to see the photo!! and thank you for the link good man!

Schmoop said...

My pleasure Roger...Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Like father like son. Remeber when you got in trouble in play for using a word that was too much like F%&^%? Ahh, to see your face while being escorted to the OFFICE.

Odat said...

That's just too funny...and I thought you were kidding....
I'm blessed today cause blogger let me visit your monkey early!
Peace

Schmoop said...

Of course I remember Joe, it was indeed a highlight. I sang Mason Williams' song "Doodle Dashers" after being told not to. The Man aint holding this brother down!!

Hiya Odat. Nope that's the straight poop. And thank you, my monkey has been so forlorned and missing your touch.

Unknown said...

Bravo little man! I´m looking forward to see the pictures (or video if possible)

AND

I can´t stop laughing about Wendz comment =)))

Schmoop said...

HA...It was quite amusing, but indeed a talent that I wished I had Sanni.

Mo and The Purries said...

Can't wait to read more about the show and see pics of Ryno's performance!

Schmoop said...

I'll give yo uthe lowdown as soon as I can my friend.