Thursday, March 29, 2007

Another Bagwine Lenten Toe-Tapper

I hope you enjoy this new record as much as I enjoyed producing it for you....Cheers!!


I’m a Nazarean dandy
A Nazarean who will die
A real life walking, talking Son of God
Born on December Twenty-Five

Some Jews and Romans want to kill me
Because my daddy is the boss
This Nazarean came to town
Riding on a donkey
The bastards they hung me from a cross

Im a Nazarean dandy
A Nazarean who has died
Sold out by the kiss from some Judas prick
While his buddy Peter denied

Some Jews and Romans thought they’d killed me
When they stuffed me in that big crevasse
This Nazarean moved the rock
He sang and walked awaaaay
You all can kiss my Christian ass
Have a great day folks. Only 11 days to go and I am eating an entire fattened calf!!

22 comments:

Liz Hill said...

LMAO

*snarf*

We are all sooooooooooooooo going to hell

*giggling*

Desert Songbird said...

Matty me boy, ye must be feeling tip top now - yer back to her snarky self!

Mo and The Purries said...

the last stanza had me ka-snortin'!!!

you are my lenten hero!

Schmoop said...

TB sense of humor is one of God's gifts...I am sure he finds it amusing...or not.

I'm getting better Songbird, but not 100% yet. Pax Vobiscum and Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

HA thanks Mo...I am hoping to have a classic prepared for Good Friday.

Odat said...

Divinely inspired, I suppose!
Peace

Odat said...

Is the Monkey coming back in 11 days???????????????? He better!!

Schmoop said...

Okay okay....I'll bring him back after Easter just for you odat...Cheers!!

Lizza said...

Hahaha! Ohhh, Matty. You are such a bad bad boy. And you'll probably like this.

Liz Hill said...

Sanni!!!!!!

OMG that's funny!! so wrong but SO FUNNY!!!

Schmoop said...

The Lord works in mysterious ways Lizza. That comic really nailed it!! Cheers...

Schmoop said...

Are you drunk AGAIN TB...It's Lizza!!

Liz Hill said...

LOL ---I have too many windows open LIZZA!!

Smooch

Schmoop said...

So is that what their calling drunkeness these days!?

Travis Cody said...

I've heard tipsy, drunk as a skunk, three sheets to the wind, falling down shit faced, and any number of other descriptions of drunkenness.

But "I've got too many windows open" is new.

Those crazy kids! Always coming up with new secret codes!

Anndi said...

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000.

Trashed

PRONUNCIATION: trsht
ADJECTIVE: Slang Drunk or intoxicated.
OUR LIVING LANGUAGE: Expressions for intoxication are among those that best showcase the creativity of slang. The boundless inventiveness in expressing the ordinary in not-so-ordinary ways led Walt Whitman to describe slang as “an attempt of common humanity to escape from bald literalism, and express itself illimitably.” Colloquial and slang expressions meaning “intoxicated” can fill several pages in slang thesauruses. Most fall into a few general groups. Common are expressions that originally meant “damaged, badly affected by something,” such as trashed, smashed, crocked, blitzed, hammered, wasted, messed up, and blasted. Cooking terms are also common, such as baked, fried, and boiled (said to have been coined at Princeton University in the 1920s). Terms relating to liquids or being filled are a natural source of metaphors for filling oneself up with drink or drugs: sloshed, oiled, tanked, and loaded are but a few. Some terms are not easily classified or have origins that are not fully clear, such as tight (first appearing in the 1830s)(I BTW have always referred to a certain person as loose... *snarf* jk.. maybe), plastered (first appearing around 1912), blotto (perhaps from blot, first appearing in 1917), and stoned (apparently taken from such expressions as stone-drunk, stone-cold, and first appearing as stone in 1945). Most current terms for “intoxicated” are not very old, as one expects of slang terms generally; of those in the lists above, blotto, crocked, fried, loaded, plastered, tanked, tight, and oiled are recorded in the first half of the 20th century, and of these only tight and oiled are known to have existed before then.

What WAS this post about.. I forget.. too much drink I expect...

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

All I can say is after reading Anndi's response I walked to the cabinet and poured a glass of Jack Daniels....

She so makes me want to drink! Or is it I drink because I like it?

Dang.. I can't figure it out now... ask me after my next drink...bwahahhahahhaha

Unknown said...

I'm just wondering when we're going to hear "I just called to say I love Jews."

Schmoop said...

Trav, Anndi, and Bond: Kentuckians have always been on the cutting edge of the English language.

Allie: Thanks for spoiling my next big hit...btw, you're HOT!!

Odat said...

I'm happy now...thanks ;-)
Peace

Janna said...

I've just spent the past few minutes of my life sitting here, actually singing this out loud, slowly, with a look of horror and disbelief growing on my face...
You are amazing. Please give me lessons on how to be as cool as you.

Schmoop said...

LOL...I am going to be playing it on my new keyboard tonight Janna. And c'mon you're pretty damn cool yourself...Cheers!!