Well folks, this is it. Tomorrow morning I will be flying to Washington for my nephew’s wedding this weekend. I have my bag packed with my clothes. I also have all the essentials such as aspirin, Tums, razors, and personal lubricant…I mean hand cream toothpaste, yeah that’s it, toothpaste.
I hope you all have an enjoyable time this weekend, and please pray that my plane doesn’t crash or get hijacked to Alabama. I will be back on Tuesday the 27th with all of the highlights and low lights of the fracas.
Until then, enjoy the new release from Bagwine Records below and as always…CHEERS!!
I hope you all have an enjoyable time this weekend, and please pray that my plane doesn’t crash or get hijacked to Alabama. I will be back on Tuesday the 27th with all of the highlights and low lights of the fracas.
Until then, enjoy the new release from Bagwine Records below and as always…CHEERS!!
Hot off the presses, Bagwine Records presents the following Number I Hit:
Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
It’s Son of God approved
So give it a chance now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
It’s pissin’ off the Romans and the Pharisees
It's easier than learning your I X Vees
So come on, come on,
Do the Resurrection with me
You gotta die on a cross now
Come on baby, jump up, hmmm get nailed
In three days you’ll begin to inhale
Whoaaa whoa
Now that you can do it
Let's make a Church now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
Gen-U Gen-U Flection in the Cath-O-Lic Church now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
Drop the Jewish attitude now just let it go
The spreadin’ of the Gospel takes a lot of dough
So come on, come on,
Do the Resurrection
Come on, come on
Do the Resurrection with me…
Oh yeah baby, I am so going to Hell, and if you laughed at this, so are you. Until Tuesday my friends, shake your tail feather, and Cheers!!
32 comments:
LMAO@It's easier than learning your I X Vees !!!
Ha...Well, when in Rome Cheesy...!!
Okay, you've done it!
You've topped the "crucifixions"!!
My favorite line: "it's easier than learning your I X Vee's"
but I gotta say, the whole thing is a Bagwine Masterpiece!
Little Eva and the Tomb Raiders -- LOL
C'mon baby do the Resurrection - yes, I want to get up and do a chain-line conga dance to this!
All the fun-loving blasphemers, form a line...
I'm not laughing...(i'm lying)...so I guess I'll see ya in hell....(just bring the monkey).
Peace
I'll bring it odat, and we will have a hot time. Cheers!!
TB: Oh there will be a BBQ, but unfortunately we will be the main course.
C'mon baby, do the Resurrection?
Hahaha!
I am so doomed. Is there beer in hell?
Thanks for the kudos Mo. What am I going to do make Good Friday this exciting!!?
Lizza there is beer in hell, but you have to drink it with Dick Cheney.
Lizza, there's an open bar up in heaven! Unlimited wine!
Matty-boy...sick sick sick! loL!!!
I'd like to be a little tomb raider. That Lara croft. She had a nice body on her. And Ang Jolie looked awesome as her...more meat on her bones.
Anyway...that was so off subject.
-N
Why thanks Deb...I'l take that as a compliment. Cheers!!
Fu-king brilliant. I X Vees. LMAO! You're just lucky I'm one of Satan's concubines. I'll be able to get us a penthouse down there.
Nat: Mentioning Angelina Jolie is never off topic in my book!! Cheers.
Oooo Allie a Blazing Penthouse...I'll get my pitch-forked tongue in shape for the event!!
Sick people are the best! ;) Please, take it as a compliment!!! I loved it!
Have a great trip Matt hopefully you don't have a long wait at the airport security line;D see ya when you get back!
Right then...take a few deep breaths before you board that plane, rapidly fill up on something seriously alcoholic....and relax.
Enjoy it Matt - hope that personal lubricant tube is empty when you get home. ;)
Matty, Matty, Matty...sigh...you're taking us all to hell with you because how could anyone NOT laugh at you...er, WITH you?!?!? I meant WITH you!!!!
It's only a one hour flight; have a drink, relax, strap on the iPod, and think of...well, whatever the hell it is that you think about!
We'll all miss you, but have a great tiem at the wedding, and we want blackmail photos when you get back!
Thanks Deb. And I whole-heartedly agree. Cheers!!
Roger: I'll drink a few for you while I'm there. Cheers!!
Wendz: I plan on doing just that. I'll enjoy it to the nth degree Wendz, thanks.
Songbird: HA..."whatever the hell it is that you think about!" Good One. You better be well again by the time I get back young lady.
LOL. You crack me up. :)
I suspect you will return home just fine, in one piece, ready to regale us with all sorts of sordid tales of your exploits.
I can hardly wait. :)
Have a great trip.....!!! Be safe...that's an order.
Peace
I did not laugh ... no I did not.. no really I didn't... not even a giggle..
OH DAMN.. POUR SOME JACK AND LET'S HEAD DOWN THE HELL-SLIDE BABY
Have a great trip dude and just remember --the secret service DO NOT have a sense of humor
That was great.
Come on baby, jump up, hmmm get nailed..
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Love ya Matty.. oh man..
See ya in Hell babe!
Be safe...
UP UP and AWAY..... have fun.. don't forget to grope a flight attendant!!
I need to find an 'net cafe, close to my location. I don't know HOW I'll make it w/o reading and blogging for a week! Plus, I'll be stuck in DC, not able to read about your trip and your tips!
Hope you have a stellar time!
I need to find an 'net cafe, close to my location. I don't know HOW I'll make it w/o reading and blogging for a week! Plus, I'll be stuck in DC, not able to read about your trip and your tips!
Hope you have a stellar time!
im goin to hell. safe travels Matt-man!
hey did you see the time of your post? im sure it doesn't mean anything;)
So how many days left of the lent? DUH...I guess I could have figured that one out on my own. EASTER...
Never mind ;o)
Turn my head for a bit, look back and everyone's off having a good time. Now, fly careful, and don't forget a box of bagwine to keep things cool on the plane.
*bwahahaaahaaaa* Again.I.Can´t.Breathe.
*wheeze*
See ya in hell, Mr Bratwurst.
Have a pleasant trip =)
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