I have been tagged by Travis to fill out this meme. While not a big fan of filling out memes (mainly because of the word “meme”) I have duly filled it out, because Trav is very, very sensitive.LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
1. Eating meat is so disgusting.
2. No thanks, I’ve had enough Wild Irish Rose for the evening.
3. I have great confidence in President Bush.
4. Let’s go to the opera!!
LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:
1. Ball of Confusion, The Temptations
2. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Tom Lehrer
3. The Roto-Rooter Ad Jingle, Captain Stubby and the Buccaneers
IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
1. Wake up and have a plateful of sage sausage ready for my consumption.
2. Read in the newspaper that Joe Biden is our new President.
3. Drink copious amounts of Wild Irish Rose.
4. End the day by eating greasy bratwursts in bed with a sexy Swedish deaf mute bikini model.
MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
1. Not Nearly As Good As Ezra
2. Tainted Spinach
3. Grandmasterbater Flash and the Funky Five
4. Rotten Salami
5. Soccer Moms On Meth
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?
1. Sugar Shack, Recorded by Jimmy Gilmer and The Fireballs
2. Muskrat Rat Love, Captain and Tenille
3. You Take My Breath Away, Rex Smith
Now, if would like to read the lyrics to a great song, scroll down for Bagwine Records latest Lenten release. See you all tomorrow for Stream of Consciousness Friday…Cheers!!
18 comments:
That's an awesome tag, though. Seriously. It's one of the most unique onces I have seen.
-N
I would never tag you with a meme, but you gotta admit, since Janna dreamed up this one, it makes total sense that you would get tagged with it, huh?
Hiya Nat...Yes I thought it was pretty good one. Enjoy your clean digs. Cheers...
Songbird you feel free to tag me with anything you'd like!!
MATT-MAN: I have also been tagged for this one, so set your alarm clock for 12:02 EST this evening 9tomorrow morning) and wake up, pour a tall glass of WIR and head for the computer to read mine...
bwahahahahahahaha
No WIR needed Bond. I get drunk every time I read your blog. Cheers!!
Heeeeey! I always thought the ideal day would end sharing your Bratwurst with ME! ;)
I've been trying to leave you a comment for the last hour...but bloody bloody MSN - I was signed in withou realiseing it and oh fuck the chats that start..anyway...(I am pissed in case you haven't picked that up - and I had a lovely beef fillet steak for din-dins)..now what did I want to say..just a seccie whilst I reread the post
oh yes.
you said..
LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
Matty hon? what about the BJ factor? as in....
"BJ's? Oh dear me...I don't like those. Could you make me a cup of tea instead?"
LOL at Wendz--I love it when you are tipsy *giggling*
Frickin hilarious Matty but i gotta agree with Wendz ;-)
Great--now I have frickin' 'muskrat love' stuck in my head----
Smooch!
Nick, I always thought the Captain was too cool. Y'know the way he played 3 keyboards that all sounded the same.
Sanni: Of course it would be I just thought you were worn out from your cruise.
Wendz: Relax and pop open a bottle of wine with your BEEF!! As far as your sentence goes, fo rme it would depend on what kind of tea it was.
TB: That song is a true American Classic...in the macabre genre of music
See? I knew the answers would be hilarious. And now we can both feel secure in the knowledge that we are not on Janna's hit list...at least not for today.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for the invite Travis...Cheers!!
See.. I thought the sentence you'd never said before was 'Give me the whole body wax'...
hum...
Oh well...
So am I to gather you like your women quiet?
Or the other line you would never hear from a guy? What get naked again? No I don't want another blow job...LMAO
You kill me...OH MAN...Rex Smith...blast from the past
glad you made it back in one piece Matt-man!
love the new rock band names. especially #3 & #5 :)
Anndi: The body wax sentence would be correct, however I do like it when womaen talk during sex. Not the typical "Oh God", but rather "Matt you ARE God"
Jillie: I apologize for reminding folks of Rex Smith. Cheers!!
Eyechan: Thanks and feel free to use them over in Japan.
LOL at "Not Nearly As Good As Ezra".
Great!
Thanks for doing the meme. :)
Sorry to hear that this week you've felt like a Roto-Rooter jingle.
Ha...You're the only one to comment on that one. I am finally almost back up to normal speed. Just in time to deauch myself again this weekend!!
Matt.. you are God's vessel
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