Wednesday, March 14, 2007

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This may be my only post today. I have a few personal matters to attend to, one of which is consulting a doctor about getting cerebral bypass surgery done. My mind has become so massive that I need to have an intellect reduction. I feel that if I do this I can better relate to those around me.

I feel badly that I am cutting short the insight and daily pearls of wisdom that I know you rely upon, but even a philosopher king such as I has to dabble in the mundane from time to time. But fear not ye ardent readers de la Bagwine. Before I go, I offer to you the newest release from Bagwine Records…





If not later, I will see you all back here tomorrow...Cheers!!
Tonight's Meatless Lenten Menu: Fish Filets and Mac and Cheese.

21 comments:

Liz Hill said...

Another classic Matty--LOLOL--not too erudite myself today. Thanks for the laugh. Smooch

Schmoop said...

Not too whaaaat? eru-...huh?

Liz Hill said...

"having or showing profound knowledge" *giggling*

Schmoop said...

Ahhhhh...

Lizza said...

Can I have the pieces that they'll be removing from you? I need 'em badly.

Have a great day, Matt!

Schmoop said...

Of all the people who need an intellectual boost, you my friend are not among them. Have a good one too Lizza. Cheers!!

Odat said...

I need an infustion of something here....not a bypass of anything!
Peace

Desert Songbird said...

Ah, the burdens of the highly intellectual....must be tough on you pretenders, huh?

[[snort]]

Later, babe - hey, miss chatting with you!!!!

Desert Songbird said...

Oh, and talk about your coinkydinks - "Girls, Girls, Girls" was just on the radio as I was driving the girl to school.....weird...

Deb said...

I know how you feel with these types of surgeries. I have to get a sex change to reduce how sexy I am. It's just too hard lately, you know? (ba ha) I wish!!!

I hope your personal matters go well today - and I'm lovin' the menu for tonight's dinner! Can I bring the Carlo Rossi over????

Be well my friend!

Anonymous said...

Matt-Man,

I am sure you were thinking of Tommy Lee's - tripod.

Anonymous said...

Matt-Man,

I am sure you were thinking of Tommy Lee's - tripod.

Eyezaku said...
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Eyezaku said...

i pray that your unrivalled funniness survives the op:) hurry back!

jillie said...

Well if you have any left over brain parts...I know of a few people that could benefit from a donation...hahaha!

And NO...not me either..lol!

RW said...

I hope the operation is a succsess Matt;D although you could just eat lead paint chips like I did and save a lot of money..lol My favorite of Motley Jew is Shout At The Moil.. have a great day Matt

Steven said...

"I feel badly that I am cutting short the insight and daily pearls of wisdom that I know you rely upon"

Ummm...

If I were you, I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. ;)

Steve~

Janna said...

Fish filets and mac & cheese-- FINALLY a meatless menu that sounds delicious. You about KILLED me yesterday with your onion stuff!!

P.S. Send any extra brain cells to the White House. They're in short supply there. Plus that way maybe you could write it off your taxes.

Unknown said...

2 (daily) pearls of wisdom tied to a strong bratwurst *mmmmmh* =)

Oh, and yes: I´ve already had my intellect reduction... *burp*

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Yur intilecchual equill is bac Matt-Man... no worriees - i will assisst in helpin yu get thru this krises

Cheesy said...

Matt~~ Ya know an easier way to rid yourself of spare brain cells??

Masterbate!