Ooh my little Jewish one, Jewish one.
Always changin’ water into wine, Messiah.
Ooh you’re turning on the nuns, all the nuns.
They’re swooning ‘cause they think you’re so divine, Messiah
You’re the people’s shepherd. Cure the leper. Give vision to the blind.
Folks are lining up for your touch, of the holy kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Messiah...
Folks are lining up for your touch, of the holy kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Messiah...
Were you hosing Magdalene, Ms. Magdalene?
Did you two horny Jews procreate, Messiah?
Or when you got a swollen gland, ya used your hand
You know you shouldn’t masterbaaate, Messiah
You’re the people’s shepherd. Cure the leper. Don’t you dare wait.
Folks are lining up for your touch, don’t you dare be late.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Messiah...
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Messiah...
Are you gonna strike me dead, strike me dead?
Is it just a matter of time, Messiah?
Can’t ya just let me be, let me be?
Or do I hear the death bell chime, Messiah?
You’re the people’s shepherd. Cure the leper. Give vision to the blind.
You’re the people’s shepherd. Cure the leper. Give vision to the blind.
Folks are lining up for your touch, please refrain from swine.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Messiah...
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Messiah...
Wow that was a tough one to do!! I am sure that The Almighty will not let my efforts go unnoticed. I think I am beginning to grow on him. Cheers!!
17 comments:
Uh-huh, like a fungus...
Fungus too, is one of his creations...
He's gonna remove you like a bad tattoo
*giggling*
It's probably official...I'm going to hell. And singing and dancing to My Messiah along the way. Quite a feat, Matt, since I don't dance!
TB...God Loves Me...He appeared to me in a dream last night and told me so.
Lizza: I am pretty dance-challeneged myself so we can help each other out on the road to perdition. Cheers!!
Awww do I qualify if I am half Jewish and half Catholic?
I want to be your Messiah.
-N
Save me Nat, Save Me!! And by the way, if you're half Jewish/half Catholic, I am assuming you know the words to Oy Vay Maria!! Cheers...
I'm actually speechless...
How many of those pouring glasses of wine did you indulge in. Your suppose to sip. Ask the Messiah, he made wine.
You are very good at this song lyric writing thing....
***shakin the noggin***
Matt? Will meat make the songs go away?? hehhe j/k
I heard that was just a rash caused by the wool - it chafes.
Great lyrics!
You're a sick man...you need meat!
(then again, so do i...hahahah)
Peace
Anndi: Christ IS returning...You're Speechless!?
Robinson: Bagwine is to be guzzled. That way it doesnt burn as much tissue going down. Cheers!!
Lisa: Why thank you very much. If only others could see my brilliance like you do. ; )
Cheesy: Meat, come Sunday, will put me into a temporary coma, and I cant wait.
Travis: Thanks my good man. I keep a can of Gold Bond Powder around just for that situation.
Odat: So, we both need meat. I'll meet ya at Noon on Sunday. Cheers!!
Have I mentioned you should watch for lightening bolts?
I'll be fine Bond, jus-
Please come on my show and sing this!
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