I had a great weekend. No, nothing exciting happened but it was relaxing and peaceful. Ahhhhh. Only 144 more hours or so of meat abstinence, and then my colon will be in for an Easter surprise. I will be brief this morning as I have some important issues to take care of. Yes, for me, shaving is an important matter.Schmoop said a couple of funny things yesterday and didn’t even mean to. We ordered subs from a pizza place Saturday night (yes, mine was veggie). She said yesterday, “That was great. I asked for the seven inch and I got ten inches.” To which I replied, “You just summed up the hopes of many women.”
We were buzzed when we had the subs and the bread was pretty crunchy. She noticed that there was quite a bit of bread crumbs on the floor where she had eaten hers. She looked at the spot where I had eaten mine and she said, “Wow, you don’t have much at all down there.” I said to her, “I’ve heard that often in my life.”
I hope all of you had a wonderful weekend. Later today, I will post something Easter related since Holy Week is upon us and I am getting closer to sitting at the right hand of the Father. Until then, Cheers!!
23 comments:
Poor meatless Matt... heheheh
After these thinly veiled euphemisms they will have to name a sandwich after you. ;)
Just six days to go Cheesy...Six days to go. Muwhawhawhawha...
How about the 10mm Matt-Wich, Hammer.
Matt?? Is that when your order from the "YOU TOO can have a 12 inch Dick" order arrives?
Oh wait,,, thats when you can have the Double Meat sub... oh I see..... :o)
One of my wishes is to sit near you and Schmoop in a restaurant. I'd probably die laughing. On second thought, cancel that wish.
LOLOL
I want to sit with Lizza and Cheesy at the Spam Puppets concert!!
There's a famous sausage place around here, Mandler's...and you can buy a tee shirt from them that says "Ours are 10 inches".....
I don't know why I just thought of that...hehe...
Peace
Unintentionally, I was meatless for most of Lent; that, however, has changed in recent days.
Thank God for the 10 inchers!
Stop... you are ruining my fantasy life...
Did she have mayo in hers?
At least she didn't say...WOW! Your's is REALLY skinny....LMAO
Thanks for bringing up your colon... now that's all I can think about!
-N
Lizza: Yeah that would be great. I could be made fun of by TWO woment at the same time.
TB: Great...Make that three and four at a time.
Odat: You think about big sausages alot dontcha odat!?
Songbird: T-Minus Six Days and Counting!!
Anndi: Why? Would your have preferred a steak sub!?
Jillie: Gee, why does that not make me feel better!?
Nat: I have a sexy colon ; )....Cheers!!
Oh, so you're gonna get laid on Easter, too?
Doubtful, Songbird....
*ROFMAO* Glad to hear Schmoop didn´t say: "I don´t wanna try yours. It´s way too green!"
I´m longing for a 7 inches Bratwurst right now.
*Off to vote now*
And don´t forget:
"Don´t fry bacon naked!"
I saw this and thought of you:
Title: FRENCH FRY SPAM CASSEROLE
Categories: Main dish
Yield: 8 servings
1 pk Frozen french fry potatoes,
-thawed (20 oz)
2 c Shredded Cheddar cheese
2 c Sour cream
1 cn Condensed cream of chicken
-soup (10 3/4 oz)
1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed
-(12 oz)
1/2 c Chopped red bell pepper
1/2 c Chopped green onion
1/2 c Finely crushed corn flakes
Heat oven to 350'F. In large bowl, combine potatoes, cheese, sour
cream, and soup. Stir in SPAM, bell pepper, and green onion. Spoon
into 13x9" baking dish. Sprinkle with crushed flakes. Bake 30-40
minutes or until thoroughly heated.
Yo Sanni...Man I tried a couple times to post on your site today and was rebuffed!! Thanks for the advice about the bacon but I love to live on the edge. Cheers!!
Songbird, that is indeed a bee yoo tee ful thing. Thanks!!
So we now know the truth Schmoop is actually your ghost writer... she is the one with the sense of humor...you just ride her coattails.
She rarely lets me ride her coat tails!!
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