It’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiiday and I am one pissed off Mo-Fo. I went to turn on my computer last night and it would not let me on because of some Windows Activation problem. I’ve heard people complaining about Vista and now I know why. It’s so secure that even the owner isn’t allowed to use it. It said my Windows program is not genuine and I have to contact HP. I could either call them or go online. Well tell me, how can I contact them online when I can’t open my desktop? Ha…a computer programmer with a sense of humor…Little Bastard.Well I called HP last night and things were going well when my….hold on a minute, that’s better…when my cordless phone died. Call me Mr. Lucky. So I have to go get a new phone today and start the process over. I am having Taco Bell tonight. Yum-OH. Two big Burrito Supremes, a couple of Taco Supremes, and some Rose. Woooo Doggie. Tomorrow morning I am taking Ryno to Steak and Shake for breakfast…Dear God, my colon is about to come under a fast food onslaught of ginormous proportions. I just hope the results are just as ginormous as I have felt a bit “blocked” of late. Why is she staring at me? Hootie-Hoot, Hootie-Hoot. Nyuk nyuk nyuk…I like olives.
I wanna be a cowboy…and you can be my cowgirl. If I had a race horse I would name him, “Third World Cuisine”. My shoe came untied, how does that happen while sitting? I sure as hell hope I get everything settled and running on the puter tonight. What a pisser. While I am a bit of a breast man, I do like a good thigh. If I get everything running smoothly this weekend may yield a pictorial debut of Ryno. What a good kid. He still has the hots for Maria Sharapova…But then who doesn’t? Mmmmmm Pringles.
Do all men give a name to their wankers? I don’t really have one, a name for it I mean. I should come up with one. Any suggestions? Hmmmm let’s see…Roscoe? Fast Eddie? Sleepy?…Hell, with the life my wee-wee has endured I guess I should call him Dorian Gray. I’d like to see AMC or TMC run a bunch of the old Charlie Chan movies, I love em’. Well, my anxiety over my computer problem is zapping me of anything funny, so I guess I’ll bid you adieu.
Have a great weekend, spend it checking out my site to see if I have conquered my technology demons or to have a chuckle seeing that I haven’t. Until then, Cheers!!
NOTE: I want to apologize for not stopping by some of your sites of late. I am not being rude I am just trying to tackle my upgrade issues. Hopefully, I will catch up with all of my fave reads this weekend. Again, Cheers…Ouch!! Mother Fuc----What!!?
35 comments:
Matty me dear, so verra sorry that ye've succumbed to the Vista bug. I've heard 'tis a nasty one.
Best ye get yerself better and then ye can come a callin' whenever ye feel like it.
(Oh, and Steak and Shake for breakfast?! Wowser!)
Gotta stay away from Taco Bell man! That stuff will kill ya! Over here in NY, (and the rest of the country), people have been getting sick left and right. The last incident with the Taco Bell in Manhattan, the place was infested with rats. That chain is just horrid! And horrid on the colon!
Sorry to hear about your computer. Remember, things come in threes-----so it was your computer, then your cordless, and then.............your colon.
I hope your weekend turns out better! Thinking of ya! :D
Save a horse~ ride a cowboy! I love the feel of horsemeat between my thighs...might be a hard choice..what the hell I'm a greedy wench I'll have a side of both.
Matt~ from the sounds of it you are awfully squirmy sitting in your chair this morn...hun.. go put some pants on and the boys won't need so much adjusting and maybe won't keep getting pinched under ya. Name Matt's One Eyed Wonder sounds like a cool contest!
Have a colon productive weekend dear..... why are the freekin M and N so close together on the keyboard? bass~turds
MATT-MAN: Don't you watch TV... don't you see the MAC commercials that warned you of that Vista crap?
Need to take a crap? taco bell will help with that...stuff goes through me like a Japanese Bullet Train, but I love it anywho...who?
Dorian Gray that's who...and Charlie Charlie Charlie...remember as Charlie would say "owner of face can not always see nose"
Have a great weekend embarrassing Ryno and now, as Charlie once said "smart rats know when to leave ship."
CHARLIE
I just hate when that shit happens!!! I hope you get it all resolved...and I do think it's great idea that Cheesy had: YOu should have contest to name IT!
Have a wonderful weekend.
Peace
Mmm, taco bell. Doesn't exist over hear. You wouldn't want to see what some of the Brit pubs do to TexMex.
Vista, a deamon I've avoided to date, maybe I'll wait just a little longer...
Songbird: My son loves Steak and Shake and I hope I have everyting fixed by Saturday sometime. And yes, I just read Novak, so very sad.
Deb: But Taco Bell lures me in like a siren. Mmmmmm. As far as what's next to go, the smart money is on my liver. And thanks for thinking of me. Cheers!!
Bond: Yes I knew, but I am so PC comfortable. Taco Bell is like manna from heaven...Heaven's Gate, dreadful movie. Thanks for the Chan link!!
Cheesy: I skipped right over you. I feel so very bad. Let me make it up to you. Giddy Up!!
Odat: Okay as soon as I send you your stuff from the first one I may do that. I'm such an ass. Have a great one yourself.
Hi Boy: There's alot of bad Mexican food here as well. Eh, the Vista came with the package. I'll just have to deal with it. Cheers and I'll be by soon.
OH and I have never named it... never will.... I just think it is so...so.... odd...to actually call it something other then what it is...
"You want to play with the Big Kahuna?
nah.....too weird
Lot of comments being deleted today.... getting names for the boy's you don;t like? Minnie-winnie? the great unseen?
bwahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
I bet Emeril Lagasse calls his, "Essence."
I dont know whats up, the authors are deleting. I would never impugn one's free speech by deleting them Bond.
No big mystery, guys, why I've been deleting my comments. I just figured out my fingers weren't working properly, and the comments didn't make sense!
As for names for your...um...unit? That's just...odd. I haven't named my genitalia, so I think a guy giving his penis a name is just...strange.
But to each his own, right? (Argh! I just spoke in cliche!!!!)
Songbird, please dont delete mis-typed comments, they add to the overall imperfection of this site. Wow, my friends and I are strange then. Cheers!!
Oh lord, why do we have to get into naming our private areas... buwhahahahahahaha... now that is really funny.... but my ex husband did have a name for his... he called is "Happy"... buwhahahahahaha... but it ain't "happy" no more... buwhaahahahahahaha.... it's, it's named "miserable" now... buwhahahahaha....
Oh god, I've got to stop before I get myself in some real trouble... BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Dixie: Keeping with the Seven Dwarfs theme maybe instead of "Miserable" it could be named "Grumpy"...Cheers!!
I actually had a guy who obviously liked Scarface waaayyyyy too much--"say hello to my little friend" Needless to say it sort of 'ruined' the mood when I could not stop laughing.
I refused to let the DH get a laptop with Vista.
Get that fucker sorted Matty
Smooch
Well in that case...
aowiegna;woignoweqingv;wienv;aor;b;aiwb!
Well TB that would be a bit of a "downer"...This Vista thing better not take a bunch of shit to work out. Cheers!!
Songbird: That's much better and just think, after a few blasts of WIR I will be able to make a coherent sentence out of it. Cheers!!
Haven't eaten Taco Bell in this century. I used to eat it a lot when I was working my first "real" job. I wasn't making enough "real" money to buy decent food, and man, that nine layer burrito was the shit. Or, was it, caused the shit? Either way! Steak N Shake - MMM! Miss that one, too.
As for names...Dr. Dew? I don't know. Just popped up (ha!). I came up with a name for mine I may unveil for Hubby later tonight - The Peach Diva. What do you think?
Good luck with your computer issues! My computer is always causing some trouble, but seeing as I'm married to a computer guy, it never gets fixed, of course.
Laura: I do love good tasting not so good for you grease. Yum-OH!! I like the name but I'll add on to it a bit: Dr. Dew You or should it be Dr. Dew Ewe?
Thanks and I never knew that you were married to Bill Gates. Cheers!!
Ha...Well said Nat...Your site keeps freezing up on me :( So very sad.
You have my deepest sympathies. For another persons trials with Vista go to
Don't Say You Weren't Warned
Use "find" to go to "Vista" as it is a long way down in the month, but I did try to tell the world.
Vista hates my HP printer! It works but with all sorts of nasty log on messages. Naming your wanker is far better than cutting it off in a pizza parlor (I blogged that story.) How about borrowing from Sal and Richard on Howard Stern and naming yours Rod Stiffington? They prank call public access talk shows with that and people fall for it constantly.
Kim and jaime....The problems have been solved or so they tell me. Cheers!! Now I have to hook up the high speed, wish me luck...
Pass me one of those Grande Soft Tacos with lots of Fire-sauce, please! I haven´t had Taco Bell for ages... Meantime I´ll get the Vista-thingy running - with a hammer - or baking some waffles =)
I miss Bratwurst February so much I bought a huge glass of mustard to attract ya! *LOL*
Giddy up indeed! hummm how about "The Great Equalizer"?
Hmmm
The Spam Hammer?
Sanni: I will be by today...All things running well...I am coming for the mustard. Cheers...
Cheesy: Funny...That was one of my favorite TV shows in the 80s!!
TB; HA!! I like that!!
Vista scares me!
but steak and shake? the name alone makes my mouth water.
Give your wanker a Viking name: Há1fr the Fearsome.
Everything is fine now...I love it when your mouth waters Lisa..Dont be messin with my Viking heritage bay...; ) Cheers!!
I'm so glad my laptop came with XP and not Vista. I'm a tech ijit anyway - I don't need the added frustration.
Good luck dude!
BTW - I have no name for Mr Woody. DOH!
Everything appears to be okay now Trav...Cheers!!
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