Sunday, May 13, 2007

My Drive-Thru Buddy

Some people have pushers, some have pimps. This is Jeff, my Wild Irish Rose peddler. Jeff is a Yankee's fan. That in itself makes me leery of him. He looks like a cross between Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and Hideki Matza-What's-His-Name.

The results are in, and you guys did a fine job. If I had had a girl her name would have indeed been Erin. I liked Shannon too, but I think that that name leads to tassels on the tits. Enjoy the rest of your weekend and Cheers!!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

He kinda looks like he's in a bit of pain. What'd you threaten to do to him if he didn't pose for this pic? :-)

Desert Songbird said...

Shannon is a nice name...for a river in Ireland! Don'tcha know, NO self respectin' Irishman would name his daughter after a river.

Of course, I gave my daughter a beautiful Irish/Celtic name. Too bad I didn't do more research - in Ireland, it's traditionally a male child's name, and it's Protestant! What a screw up I turned out to be, giving it to my Catholic daughter.

Sigh.

Hope your day is going well. I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked - TWO Matt-Man posts on a Sunday? Wow!

So, you lazy ass, what you doing with yourself tomorrow since you're not going into the office?

Liz Hill said...

Oh I don't know Lizza --I think he looks like anyone trying to appease the requests of a crazed WIR drinker ;-P

Damn Matty--isn't three times in one weekend some sort of record for you? ;-)

Smooch

Schmoop said...

Lizza you dont know what it took me to get him to smile!! I finally had to drop my pants!!!

Songbird, tomorrow may not be pretty!!

I'll let you know when I top my record Mizz Thing....

Travis Cody said...

I'm just checking in to see if you've been published yet. What? It's too soon?

Oh. Well. Here's some more good luck wishes.

Schmoop said...

HA...Thanks Trav.

Odat said...

And what's wrong with being a Yankee Fan????????????? huh huh?
Peace

Schmoop said...

Nothing odat...really...ahem. Schmoop is too.

Laura said...

Shannon = tassels on the tits - LOL! Of course, if that's really the case, she'll change the spelling to Shanyn, or Shan'yn with a star where the apostrophe is.

Schmoop said...

Ha...Very Good Laura.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

a Yankee fan and he sells you WIR.. the guy is a saint

Schmoop said...

Go Reds!!!! They're doing "so well" this year.

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

Ahhhh yes .... you must be very weary of those Yankee fans... ;-)