It's a bit blurry, but this is the last picture taken of me, Ryno, and my mom. It was taken about a year ago. She loved motherhood so much she tried it nine times, saving the best for last. Happy Mother's Day Mom.I dont really know why we have to celebrate Mother's Day. After all, you ladies, unlike us men, get the unique enjoyment of shooting a 6-9lb object through a tiny oriface. What more could you want!!?
And Now...A Mother's Day message from Pat Robertson:
"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."
-- Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992
24 comments:
Awww....how nice (the pic that is)
I'm on my way now to practice some witchcraft and become a lesbian!
Peace
A Mothers' Day Tribute as only Matt-Man could do it.
Have a good one, you goofball. Love you!
Ah the yin and the yang of Mother's Day messages--nice one Matty.
Well at least we know Pat Robertson doesn't have to spend any money for a Mother's Day card as he wasn't born but had to have crawled out from under a rock covered with fecal sludge. ugh
Smooches on Sunday!!
Odat: I just got back from the cemetary after saying hi to Mom and Dad. I always thought that you seemed to be a bit Satanic!!
Songbird: Couldnt you just feel the love oozing? Cheers!!
TB: And to this day the fecal matter still flows from his mouth.
Thanks for the good mommers day thoughts! And in my most Quite Peaceful Mom voice I say to PR~~
"You're an Asshole.."
Can I say that in here? Damned straight I can... I AM MOM!
You can say anything you'd like Cheesy, and whether I said you could or not, I dont think it would matter!! Cheers...
Lovely pic with your Sainted Mother Matt.
We celebrate it because Mom said so.. that's why.
Shoving a pin up the Pat Robertson Voodoo doll's arse as I type. Hard to do as he has quite a bit shoved up there already. Now where is my Che Guevara thong?
MATT_MAN: tremendous picture dude... you did remind Ryno that he needed a card and a small gift ---right?
Pat Robinson needs a sulfuric acid enema
We often considered her that Anndi. You? In a Che Guevara thong? Viva Anndi!!
Bond: Because I am such a nice soul, I took a planter and some flowers over to him this morning so he could give them to his mom. I even took them breakfast. God I am selfless!!
You a good Daddy Matt~~
Thanks Cheesy. I try to be. Unfortunately as far as passing on my sarcasm to him...I've done a lttle TOO well!!
Yessir.. and I got you a matching one.
Do you know what you are doing? Or are you a masochist!? Oh pardon me, a Mao-Tse-Chist? Bada Bing...
I have to celebrate Mother's Day because I didn't shove my babies out of my orifice. I got the ol' slice and dice. ;)
Happy Mother's Day... What a lovely picture. What exactly is the process for converting to lesbianism? I mean I do want to be a good feminist and I seem to be lagging behind in a few departments.
Caesar would be soooo proud of you!!
Marilyn dont do it, but if you do, let me know when and where you convert so I can take pictures...Cheers!!
Ole pat is always a hoot!
Hammer, Pat's a dick burt he is funny...
Any day is a good day to have a mother, or be a mother.
9!!! That is one mother of a mother you got there.
Awww, what a sweet pic, even though it's a bit blurred.
That Pat Robertson guy must've been smoking some weird weed when he wrote that.
Cathy, she was a true Saint...Seven boys, two girls....Wow!!
Lizza: Y'know, I pointed out that it was blurred, but noooooo you had to point it out again....Could I get a break here ; )
Very nice Mother's Day message, Matt-Man! (And lots of M's in my reply!) I've always loved that PR quote, and thanks for repeating it. I knew I was forgetting what I needed to do as a feminist. First step, leave husband. Hmm, the second one doesn't seem very mothery, though. The rest I can totally rock!
Just make sure that you take lots of pictures in your Lesbian journey!!
Post a Comment