It's Sunday and I am fresh out from my shower. It is now time for me to get dressed and go give thanks to the Lord for the abundance he has bestowed upon me.I will mingle in thanksgiving with folks from all walks of life...Black and White, Men and Women, other normal people like me and some who are complete and total idiots. It is so wonderful that we can come together every Sunday and harvest the fruits given to us from The Almighty's fertile field of blessings.
Upon exiting, I will be certain to leave a generous amount of cash in order to help fund the bounty which I have received. It's only right. With that being said, I am off to praise God. No, not at St. Mary's parish, but at the Kroger grocery store, silly. Hell, I may skip getting dressed and just go in my robe!!
Cheers!!
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Ah...shopping. I gave Fred Meyer (aka Kroger in Oregon) a nice chunk o change in the collection plate yesterday.
Side note...my cashier was a mouth breather. It freaked me out.
Ah, don't you mean Schmoop's robe, dear?
BTW, did you check out this story today?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayoflife/07/07/latin.mass.reut/index.html
Starrlight: Damn mouth breathing check out people. Glad you made it through alive. Cheers!!
Songbird: I have assumed command of the robe. I went to check the story but it said "Page Not Found". I'll get to it somehow. Amen....
Sorry, I was in a hurry this morning.
Try this:
CNN.com
I'll check it our ba-bay!!
So Kroger is "The Almighty's Fertile Field Of Blessings?"
Huh.
I had no idea.
Now I was having a nice relaxing day, the last of my freedom from work, and you go and remind me that I too must go out to the grocery.
Damn you. I thought we were friends.
Naked from the shower and thanking God for the abundance bestowed on you? Hmm...maybe you can see where I'm going with this!
we prayed in a Swedish church today, the Ikea in South Philly
You're like Hugh Heffner in terrycloth.
Janna: Of course. Lamb, unleavened bread and grapes of wrath.
Travis: I'm soory but make sure you pick up some donuts and Diet Coke.
Metalmom: I am highly offended by your thoughts, on this, the Sabbath.
Sparky: Bada Bing!!
Allie: Ha...Hugh, even in his advanced years, is in better shape than I!!
Jesus walked around in a robe, why can't you?
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