Streaming Friday!!

It’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiiiiiday so dress me in pantaloons, drop an apple on my head and call me Sir Isaac Matt-Man. My buddy Dave and I are actually going out and attempt to catch some fish again this morning. I’ve caught one fish all year and yet I am subjecting myself to it once more. It drives me nuts. I guess I will just relax, commune with nature, and consider it “Angler Management” Ha!!

Is it a bad sign if you wake up to discover that you have been bleeding from your ears all night? Because I woke up and….wow what an interesting looking booger…ewwww. Okay where was I? That’s right, I was talking about Jamaica…never been there. I did however once mistake a set of steel drums for a hi-tech toilet, and took a leak in one. It was a good thing that the band members were high. If they weren’t, they may have chased me down and broken both of my leggaes…

I’m going to take my camera with me today in case we actually catch something. I took a picture of Schmoop last night naked. The look of horror on her face as I stood there naked with a camera was priceless. Yeah yeah, I know. What? This coffee is pretty damn good. Yum-Oh!!

Today is President Bush’s birthday. He turns 61 today marking the point at which his age has finally caught up with his IQ. What exactly would one give him? I bet he would like a Mr. Potato Head, or maybe not because he has Dick Cheney’s head to play dress up with. I wonder if those two have ever had sex together? I can see Dubya in his flight suit, and Cheney in a leather hunting vest rolling around on the floor of the Lincoln bedroom. Bush is asking Cheney what he should do and Dick tells him not to pull out his little soldier until the mission is over. Ewwwww, I just urped a little bit. Why do I get these vile thoughts?

Well folks, I have to end my stream and get dressed for the lake. I had a new reader stop by yesterday and ask what the hell a Loosemeat Sandwich was. So for Lala and those of you who don’t know, you can see the recipe by clicking HERE. I’ll be back later to day to read your blogs and if I have any interesting pics of fish I’ll post them….but don’t hold your breath.

I think I’ll hold off on taking a shower until I get back from fishing. I bet my odds of catching something will increase if the fish get a whiff of my musty man smell.
Enjoy your weekend. Spend it getting really drunk and playing hopscotch on hot asphalt. See you all later and stop by over the weekend if you get the chance.

Cheers!!