Streaming Friday!!

It’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiiiiday so put a veil on my head, put a drink in my hand, and roll me down the aisle, ‘cause there is gonna be a First Family weddin’.

Yee-Ha people, Jenna Bush is engaged to some suit wearin’ dim bulb. Okay that’s not fair. I don’t know if he is a dim bulb or not, but I thought if Jenna wanted to marry someone like dear old Dad, that’s what she would pick.

I am so tempted to post about the perspective marriage happenings but that would take away from my typical streeeeeam. Oh my, the thoughts about this ceremony. Would Dubya give the bride away or the real man in charge, Dick Cheney? I can already hear George saying, “C’mon Padre hurry up with the knuckle-tials, I want to get started with my invasion of Jack Dan-Istan, capiche?”

I also heard yesterday that Jenna is writing her first book. I can imagine that it will be a generic title such as “Jenna: My Life As First Daughter”. I hope that they will go with a more accurate title like, “ Jenna: Mai-Tais and Chinese Baskets”. I am fricking sweating; does anyone have any heroin they could spare? A Blogger friend of mine may be visiting next week. I’ll take pictures. Just don’t tell Schmoop.

I am going to catch up on all of my favorite blogs today and tomorrow. What did you guys do on your vacation this year? I was lucky enough to spend extra time with my son. Nothing fancy, but it has been fun. George Bush is on vacation in Crawford, Texas. He’s probably drinking Lone Star beer, moving brush, and getting in trouble.

I can hear the First Lady saying, “Dubya, you quit that right now!!” And I can hear him replying, “Laura it’s not what you think…I’m just a tryin’ to help this sheep over the fence.” It’s good to see him relaaaaaax.

Our Congress is on vacation too. It’s nice to know that they are probably spending it like you and I…seaside cabanas, cruises, and having fundraiser competitions in the Hamptons. Even the Iraqi Parliament is taking off. Where the hell do Iraqis go for vacation? I can hear Akbar saying to Al-Maliki, “ Oh sure, our desert is nice, but the Saudi sands are to die for.”

Ironic, while they vacation, our soldiers are spending their vacation sweating their asses off and dodging bullets. Wouldn’t you like to see George W. Bush sweating his ass off? Okay, not literally, because watching drips of ass crack saline from his ass would be nasty, but you get my point. Mooooooogly.

I like corned beef and Thousand Island Dressing….Do You ? If not, that’s okay, I also eat clay. What? I know that the word out of the Utah mines is very dire, but one good piece of info is that they found Dick Cheney’s undisclosed location. In my opinion, let’s return him for the life of the lost miners. Hey Dick, “Go Fuck Yourself.” I guess I am done streaming for today. I promise to catch up with all of you.

Enjoy your weekend, spend it thinking about jokes to make up about Jenna Bush. I’ll see you Saturday with an Inky and Lola entry and some special Birthday wishes on Sunday.

Cheers!!