The Roberts Couple: Son of Oral And Very Oral

"Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves.
--Matthew 7:15

Hop on your private jet Benny Hinn…Re-stock your climate controlled wine cellar Paul and Jan Crouch…Rod Parsley and Joyce Meyer, count your ill-gotten millions and relish the fact that instead of you and your phony ministries, the eyes of judgment are currently upon Richard and Lindsay Roberts.

For the last few years there has been plenty of wailing and gnashing of teeth about the vast amounts of money that certain televangelists have made. The Roberts family, however, has managed to remain below the radar of hypocrisy. That has all changed now, and the son and daughter-in law of Redemption for Riches trailblazer, Oral Roberts, may be in a bit of hot Holy Water.

Richard Roberts, evangelist and President of Oral Roberts University, and his wife, who coincidentally sits upon the school’s Board of Regents, enjoy helping their daughters out, driving nice cars, wearing nice clothes, and are avid home remodelers and text messengers. They are in a sense much like you and I, only it has been alleged that they used University funds to pay for their frolicking and frockery.

It seems, that at University expense, the Roberts’ family has remodeled their home 11 times in the past 14 years, ordered teachers come to their home in order to do their daughters homework, and sent one daughter and her friends on a senior trip to the Bahamas at a cost of slightly over $29,000.00.

Maybe a nice home, and providing academic help and a well-deserved beachfront party to their daughters is the sign of good Christian parenting…I think some of the donors may think otherwise.

That aside, the allegations involving Lindsay Roberts are ones of immorality, wantonness, and perverted lust. And man, that turns me on. In addition to Lindsay allegedly spending 40K a year on clothes, she is also reported to have a penchant of biblical proportions for underage shepherd boys.

It appears that Lindsay “Lohan” Roberts would spend hundreds of University dollars a month sending text messages to underage males. The phones the boys were using were provided by the school as well. Ah yes, Lindsay Roberts…Adoring Wife, Selfless Evangelist, MILF.

I have consistently raised hell about these hypocritical charlatans such as the Roberts and others receiving cash from those of blind faith, but let me tell you something. If someone has a video of some young dude going down on Lindsay Roberts like a starving Hebrew slave on a piece of fattened calf, send me a copy and consider my love offering on the way.

I’ll pay extra if the kid is Pentecostal, because those sons-a-bitches are bat shit crazy. On second thought, forget my offer, because watching a video of sex with a minor is just as illegal as actually doing it. Isn’t it Mrs. Roberts…

Get to work Pastor Parsley and you other rat bastards, The Roberts’ are stealing your thunder…And Oral, good work dude, it’s obvious that the snake didn’t fall far from the tree.

Cheers!!