In a continuing effort to video catalog my songs so that future generations may appreciate my profound coolness and wisdom, I am posting yet another Bagwine Hit today. Today’s is a recent classic that focuses on allegations made about Oral Roberts’ daughter-in-law Lindsay Roberts, involving misusing Oral Roberts University monies, late night text messages to young boys, smoking with them, and of course my favorite, having SEX with a 16 year old boy.
If you want more details you can visit a post I made on this subject by clicking HERE. With that being said, please sit back, sing along if you’d like, and enjoy Matt-Man singing that Bagwine Records hit….“Lindsay”.
Who spreads her legs for underage Okies
Who's texting boys at quarter til' three
Whose sexcapades give Matt tons of hits now
Everyone knows it's Lindsay
Who's holy-rollin' inside the guest house
Signs of stigmata bleed from her knees
Who's screaming, "Lord, please take me, I'm coming."
Everyone knows it's Lindsay
And Lindsay will save your soul
Just fill her collection bowl
It's your Highway to Heaven toll
So hop on board (So hop on board)
You'll see the Lord (You'll see the Lord)
Skin Flute Solo:
La La la la la Matthew and Mark
La La la la la Luke and John
La La la la la Lovin’ that Peter
La La la la la Lindsay
La La la la la Matthew and Mark
La La la la la Luke and John
La La la la la Lovin’ that Peter
La La la la la Lindsay
Who's makin' Swaggart look like a pansy
Who does Mark Foley call for advice
Who gives the boys Evangelical candy
Everyone knows it's Lindsay
And Lindsay will save your soul
Provided you’re not too old
Kneel down to her Glory Hole
And then hop on board
You’ll see the Lord….
Praise Jeeezus, enjoy your day, and of course, Cheers!!
40 comments:
Dude...you crack me up!
Mmm mmm mmm...love Evangelical candy~!!!
I'll have to come back and view the video - kids home from school today, ya know. I'm sure it's a Bagwine classic!
Real: Why Thanks...You like evangelical candy, eh? If that's the case let's pretend that you enjoy having sex with men and I'm Paul of Tarsus. Cheers!!
Songbird: Arent they all? Enjoy the day with the little ones. Cheers!!
Stigmata on her knees? Great one!!!
I stick with the kneelers.
Thanks for the laugh this morning. I sure did need it!
buwhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Metalmom: Thanks...Kneelers eh? Is that your version of safe sex? Cheers!!
Dixie: Glad I could help. Cheers!!
What a voice, Matt-man!! Clever lyrics! I'm very impressed...
Teach: Why thank you Teach. Enjoy your gravy, and Cheers!!
OK, I did not get here all weekend because...well because I was having too good a time in the real world, that is why Biotch....But..some funny sh*t going on here dude...now I have to come back tonight to see your newest video...
Bond: Well Im glad you had a nice weekend. Unless I get sued between now and tonight the video will still be here. Cheers!!
Glory hole?
Bwahahaha!!!
Now should I use my tongue to clean lunch out of my keyboard or pitch it and expect you to send me a new one?
The keyboard Matt...the keyboard!
Man what a homecoming..videos from both you and Vinny!
Julie: Welcome home and sorry 'bout the keyboard. I do find it odd that you seem to think coming home to videos by Bond and me is a good thing...But thanks, and Cheers!!
La la la la la lovin' that Peter - La la la la la lovin' that line, Matt-Man!
Laura: I bet you are, you vixen, you. Good luck with the rest of the baby teeth!! Cheers...
Maybe they'll make it the new Oral Roberts University Fight Song?
Kat: I did email a link of this today to the University and their Ministry today, so maybe they'll consider it. Cheers!!
So funny....but I'm sure you're now being watched 24/7 by the conservatives...good luck with that!
VE: Thanks...Hopefully I am being watched by them. They may learn how to have a half way fun time. Cheers!!
you actually sent it to them?
laughing...
they will probably send it to whoever owns the rights to the song...who is The Association anyway?
Kat: I sent a link to this post to Oral Roberts Univ. and Ministries, Paula White, Rod Parsley, Benny Hinn and a couple of other crooks. Maybe it'll catch on. Cheers!!
how about Weird Al? smile.
Kat: Weird Al is a hack. But I like your smile. Cheers!!
OKay sugar---you too can have backup music--although they might freak.
YOu can do your own version of this with music at Singsnap.com
Where's your keyboard btw?
Oh and you fucking RAWK dude---"lovin that Peter" BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TB: Why thanks for the tip...My son has the keyboard, so my arms dont quite reach over to his house. Cheers and Thanks Baby!!
Genius!
Travis: That may be a bit overboard but I'll take it. Cheers my good man!!
This actually made me forgot about the pain in my feet! LMAO....you still crack me up dude!
LOVE IT!!!!
FREAKIN' BRILLIANT!
Hey that is catchy Matt ((((applause))) & (((encore)))
you sent it to benny hill? but isn't he.... oh sorry, my dyslexia's playing up again
Jillie: Oh how I wish I could massage your feet and make the pain go away. Cheers!!
Bond: Freakin' Thank You!!
Roger: Thanks Roger, I try...well sometimes. Cheers!!
Nurse: I did so love Benny Hill. Infantile humor at its best. Cheers!!
See ya made me come back and now i can't listen to this at work!!!
I have to come back again!!!!!!
Damn!
Peace
Odat: Life is very troubling at times, isnt it? Cheers!!
OMG, that cracked me up, Matt Man! You are so talented. I loved "Lord, please take me, I'm coming"! Heh heh heh
Too funny...
CrAzY;; Ha, thanks. The lyrics were divinely inspired. Cheers!!
so when are you taking the show on the road? ;-)
Peace
Odat: Dont think I havent been thinking about doing that. I need a few more songs though. Cheers!!
****Drum roll****
"Ladies and gentlemen .We now proudly show you the next American Idol!"
Preposterous: I'd like to thank the Academy....
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