Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Matt-Man: Live On The Internets!!

There have been many talented and adorable couples throughout history…Hepburn and Tracy, Sonny and Cher, Hitler and Mussolini. Roll up those couples into one and what do you get?

Matt-Man and Turnbaby!!

And when you listen to Turnbaby’s BlogTalk Radio Show this Sunday, December 16th at 8 P.M., that is exactly what your auditory senses will be treated to. What could be better than that?

I will be co-hosting this Sunday on Turnbaby’s radio show. TB got fed up with my unabashed begging graciously asked me to join her this week and help her kick the Christmas Season into high gear.

I think the main reason she is having me on, is that her show’s ratings are sagging quicker and lower than her ginormous boobies. I think she needs me to help raise them…The ratings...not the boobies, although maybe I’ll get lucky on that one.

The lovely Turnbaby and I will be singing Christmas carols, such as Strokin’ In a Winter Wonderland and Grandpa Got His Herpes From a Reindeer as well as other stirring holiday classics.

We may even discuss our Christmas traditions which in my case involves a fifth of bourbon, a lighted sleigh, and two club-footed hookers from Labrador.

The bottom line is that you, my twisted beloved Bagwine readers, need to listen, call in, and take this from being just another talk show and make it a virtual Christmas orgy. And really, is that too much to ask? Of course not.

To get you into the mood and offer you some details about the show, I am providing you with these links:

Turnbaby’s Blog

Turnbaby’s BlogTalk Radio Site

Matt-Man’s You Tube Site

Before I go, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that tonight at 7 P.M. my friend Mo is doing his BlogTalk Show. For details on that, you can click HERE.

Enjoy your day. I am off to create some more “soon to be classic” Christmas tunes.

Cheers!!

38 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Just as I feared...er...I mean, anticipated!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: I'm gonna be naked the whole time. Cheers!!

Odat said...

I'm sure hoping I can listen. Do we have to be naked too?
Peace

Schmoop said...

Odat: I hope you can too. You dont HAVE to be naked, in fact when I am naked, most folks prefer to wear a chemical suit. Cheers!!

maryt/theteach said...

I'll be tuning in, Matt-man!

Schmoop said...

Teach: Thank ya Mary. I'll be over today, I have been getting behind in my rounds of late. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Hubs always manages to get me out of the house during my favorite radio show! I will try to be there-Naked ,too, of course!

Between Turnbaby's sexy voice and your singing I may even touch myself too!

Schmoop said...

Metalmom: Ooooooo baby...Now, knowing that, I will be studdering. I am having a helluva time getting your site to come up dammit. Cheers!!

Sandee said...

Oh my, I hope the FCC isn't listening in. This should be something. I'll be out of town, but I will listen to the archived version upon my return. Have a great day Matt-Man. :)

Schmoop said...

Sandee: The FCC and Homeland Security could be an issue. Enjoy where ever it is you are going and Cheers!!

Julie said...

Well there went another half hour laughing hysterically. I watched all the videos Matt...now I must get to work.

Thanks for the link.

Schmoop said...

Jules: Glad you liked them but and I apologize for your 30 minutes of wasted, albeit mind expanding moments. Cheers!!

Lisa Ryan said...

I will most definitely try to be home for this! fun fun.
Enjoy your day...

Schmoop said...

Lisa: If you call in or if I see you on the message board, I will...well...nevermind, kids may be reading this. Cheers and I hope you can listen.

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

Can't wait for the release of the "soon to be classic" from Matty?

If I don't forget, I'll be there Sunday night. I'm usually in bed by that time though.. ;-)

Schmoop said...

Dixie: I'm ususally in bed at that time too, which makes it more interesting. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Too late for me Matt-Man, but I heard your songs, don't ask how stupid I was and why I could not hear the You-Tube videos.
Don't be so nervous in front of the camera, you are hilarious!!!!
I say there is a comedy cd in your future.
Your loving Sassy one, does she have a soul or not? You be the judge....and Mama Bear got to ranting this morning beware.

Schmoop said...

Sassy: I'm not nervous but it only took me about 12 minutes to write that last song and I recorded it before I had the words down pat. Most of them go that way.

I'm sure that you have a soul... dark as it may be. Thanks and Cheers O' Sassy One!!

Liz Hill said...

So I should make the show 90 minutes then? LOLOL

Schmoop said...

TB: No need...Just as in the bedroom my best work will be finished in under five minutes. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

I soooooo want to be there for this one....

Beauty and the Beast?

Schmoop said...

Kat: I hope you tune in. But please, while it is true that I am a beauty, TB isn't a beast.

Maybe it should be called Beauty and the Breasts. Cheers!!

Mo and The Purries said...

"...a virtual Christmas orgy"
This is gonna be a hoot!

Thanks for the shout out for my show, too!

Schmoop said...

Mo: You'd better be virtually nekkid, and of course, you are welcome and we will be listenin'. Cheers!!

jillie said...

Can't say that I've ever heard the reindeer song. I'll be all ears for that one. I'm sure it'll soon be a classic like all of the others ;o)

cheers to ya!

Schmoop said...

Jillie: You miss a day, you miss alot. Cheers!!

Janna said...

Fear and dread and apprehension has overtaken me.
Er, I mean, I'm sure you'll both do fine.

By the way, you've been anagrammed over at Jantrails.
:)

Anndi said...

I'm afraid the airways will never be the same again...

Unknown said...

This post is blatant, barefaced self-serving, egotistical, narcissistic advertising!

Have fun, OK?

Cheers!

Schmoop said...

Janna: Well make sure you let all of those feelings come to fruition Sunday. I'll be 'round to check out the anagram. Cheers!!

Anndi: I will make the airwaves forever scarred. Cheers!!

Nick: Thanks for pointing out all of my obvious ethereal vices and vanitites. And yes, I'll have fun. Cheers!!

Jeff B said...

I've got something going on a church that night so I'm goning to miss it, but I'll show up naked in your honor.

RW said...

Hey I think I can actually catch that...time zone issues screw me most of the time & I have to hear the archives.

Neila said...

That sounds like fun!! I will be at a hotel in Western Kansas about that time (I know - envy me), but I will definitely catch you guys in archives. Have a great time!

Cheesy said...

MY KINGDOM FOR HIGH SPEED INTERNET!!

Shit I miss all the cool stuff...whaaaaaa

Schmoop said...

Jeff: Good Man. You are one who is not afraid to show your faith. Cheers!!

Roger: Well, I hope you're there. Cheers!!

Neila: Kansas in December...Some people get all the breaks. Great show last night, Cheers!!

Cheesy: I'll come out there and do a personal show for you. Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

lock the kids in the closet....tell grandma to go sit outside...this one will NOT be for the weak of heart...I might be making faces at her in the show in 3 weeks...hehehehehehehehe

Travis Cody said...

I may have to miss the live show. We've got some plans on Sunday.

Luckily there will be archives...unless there are technical shenanigans.

Schmoop said...

Bond: I am sure it will be nothing more than a heartfelt tribute to X-Mas. Cheers!!

Travis: After all I have failed to do for you and this is the thanks I get. Cheers!!